Dude wants to be that one pirate from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in Disney Land they used to have that just went in circles chasing a girl, and is then seen later running in a circle away from a fat woman with a rolling pin.

It’s weird they changed those. Like… It was fair. He got chased back. And I mean… They’re still blowing shit up, killing folks and stealing loot. How is chasing a lady around worse?