for a second I thought I was on 196
the many outs on getting paid is a deal breaker.
My dog posted this.
This is a red, beige, and green checkered flag.
- wants to chase down people
- is whimsical
- can’t make up his mind
- is controlling
- cares about fitness
- not a gym bro
I want you to do exactly what I want, but I don’t want you to do it because I want, I want you to want to do it. What an easy going person
Yeah this person sounds annoying and like they might be a serial killer later and i want to hang out with them. Possibly even enough to run.
Bro needs to get into competitive tag
I need to get into this. How did I not know this existed?
Come closer, I’ll tell you how to get started with it.
“Tag you’re it”
Runs
Honestly sounds fun but I’d want to vibe check with a coffee first lol
Go play open-field paintball. Sounds like he’s into the hunt, so up the ante and be hunted too. Do the stalking while being stalked.
that’s not a power fantasy anymore
You might be right.
Dude wants to be that one pirate from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in Disney Land they used to have that just went in circles chasing a girl, and is then seen later running in a circle away from a fat woman with a rolling pin.
It’s weird they changed those. Like… It was fair. He got chased back. And I mean… They’re still blowing shit up, killing folks and stealing loot. How is chasing a lady around worse?
Would do it for free but i havent had a facebook account for over a decade now.
Its craigslist.
Right, but one of the requirements is a Facebook post at the end.
It’s probably from the era when everyone had a Facebook account. In the modern era, I am sure a Tik-tok (is that what all the kids are doing now?) video would suffice.
There was no era when everyone had a Facebook account.
Read this in Nathan Fielder’s voice.
No weirdos though
I would sign up for this in a heartbeat. Much lower stakes than doing a crime right in front of a cop, and probably almost as much fun
You’ve clearly never done crime in front of a cop. It’s very fun.
Never intentionally 😅 but I have had the pleasure of running from them a few times!
I was talking to a guy who wanted to stalk me through a mall until he caught me. He seemed confused when I wasn’t interested.
Now consider this, you both have different shops in the mall you have to take a photo in, you start from different ends of the mall, the one who finds the other or takes the photos first wins. It could be like stalking but more of a game.
That could be a cute game! But he wanted me to try and escape the mall. The price of failure was him ushering me to a dressing room to do things only he was interested in doing.
Pretty creepy, maybe not the best plan
I agree, and I let him know that haha
that just sounds like he wasn’t hot enough
No, that wasn’t the issue. He was decently put together, a little older than I like, but I enjoyed conversing with him. Until he brought up stalking me, and I told him that would give me horrible anxiety, and he kept trying to talk me into it.
Because of the implication
Pays 5 EUR
You’d be so lucky
Relentless chasing, like those robot dogs from Black Mirror.
