for a second I thought I was on 196
My dog posted this.
the many outs on getting paid is a deal breaker.
This is a red, beige, and green checkered flag.
- wants to chase down people
- is whimsical
- can’t make up his mind
- is controlling
- cares about fitness
- not a gym bro
I want you to do exactly what I want, but I don’t want you to do it because I want, I want you to want to do it. What an easy going person
Yeah this person sounds annoying and like they might be a serial killer later and i want to hang out with them. Possibly even enough to run.
Bro needs to get into competitive tag
I need to get into this. How did I not know this existed?
Come closer, I’ll tell you how to get started with it.
“Tag you’re it”
Runs
Honestly sounds fun but I’d want to vibe check with a coffee first lol
Go play open-field paintball. Sounds like he’s into the hunt, so up the ante and be hunted too. Do the stalking while being stalked.
that’s not a power fantasy anymore
You might be right.
Would do it for free but i havent had a facebook account for over a decade now.
Its craigslist.
Right, but one of the requirements is a Facebook post at the end.
It’s probably from the era when everyone had a Facebook account. In the modern era, I am sure a Tik-tok (is that what all the kids are doing now?) video would suffice.
There was no era when everyone had a Facebook account.
Dude wants to be that one pirate from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in Disney Land they used to have that just went in circles chasing a girl, and is then seen later running in a circle away from a fat woman with a rolling pin.
It’s weird they changed those. Like… It was fair. He got chased back. And I mean… They’re still blowing shit up, killing folks and stealing loot. How is chasing a lady around worse?
No weirdos though
Read this in Nathan Fielder’s voice.
I would sign up for this in a heartbeat. Much lower stakes than doing a crime right in front of a cop, and probably almost as much fun
You’ve clearly never done crime in front of a cop. It’s very fun.
Never intentionally 😅 but I have had the pleasure of running from them a few times!
I was talking to a guy who wanted to stalk me through a mall until he caught me. He seemed confused when I wasn’t interested.
Now consider this, you both have different shops in the mall you have to take a photo in, you start from different ends of the mall, the one who finds the other or takes the photos first wins. It could be like stalking but more of a game.
That could be a cute game! But he wanted me to try and escape the mall. The price of failure was him ushering me to a dressing room to do things only he was interested in doing.
Pretty creepy, maybe not the best plan
I agree, and I let him know that haha
that just sounds like he wasn’t hot enough
No, that wasn’t the issue. He was decently put together, a little older than I like, but I enjoyed conversing with him. Until he brought up stalking me, and I told him that would give me horrible anxiety, and he kept trying to talk me into it.
Because of the implication
Pays 5 EUR
You’d be so lucky
Relentless chasing, like those robot dogs from Black Mirror.
