erotador@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 month agolinux rulelemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square50linkfedilinkarrow-up1465arrow-down117file-text
arrow-up1448arrow-down1imagelinux rulelemmy.blahaj.zoneerotador@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square50linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squaretomatoely@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·1 month agoYour tongue isn’t a usb stick and my mouth isn’t a usb port, dummy!!
minus-squareQuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·1 month ago*USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound* *USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound* *USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound*
minus-squarebirdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agorelevant (slightly or wildly nsfw)
minus-squaredegen@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoFake, you never even flipped it around
minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-21 month ago“ahh you put it in upside down.” flips “eww it’s still upside down” flips to original postiton “ooo keep going deeper. Fill me with your data!”
minus-squarecloudskater@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoI’m imagining a whole fucking person just flipping on their head to continue giving the other head and then flipping back only for the other person to go “yeah, just like that”
minus-squarevic_rattlehead@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoMaybe her pooter Is a computer
Your tongue isn’t a usb stick and my mouth isn’t a usb port, dummy!!
*USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound* *USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound* *USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound*
😳
relevant (slightly or wildly nsfw)
Fake, you never even flipped it around
“ahh you put it in upside down.”
flips
“eww it’s still upside down”
flips to original postiton
“ooo keep going deeper. Fill me with your data!”
I’m imagining a whole fucking person just flipping on their head to continue giving the other head and then flipping back only for the other person to go “yeah, just like that”
that can be arranged
A promise or a threat?
Yes
Hmmm delicious suspense.
Maybe her pooter
Is a computer
My butt, on the other hand