• Boozilla@sh.itjust.works
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    6 hours ago

    “Hearing a beloved song used in a late stage capitalism commercial for prescription drugs may cause moderate to severe emotional damage. If ear bleeding continues, call your doctor.”

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    7 hours ago

    I saw Tony Hawk in an ad for arthritis medication a while back. I turned to my dad and said “I cannot understate how cool this guy used to be.”

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      5 hours ago

      “I cannot understate how cool this guy used to be.”

      I can: Tony Hawk was just a little cool. There, understated, 🎵 doing everything I can 🎵.

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      Even living in the US (but being on Lemmy and therefore knowing computers and hating advertising) getting stuck watching cable TV at a relative’s house can be a real “boring dystopia” experience.

      It can be genuinely disturbing when you realize the majority of the ads you’ve seen were for ONLY medication and gambling.

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        It’s fucking wild that seeing a car commercial is refreshing in that it’s just an actual product.

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      I went to a hotel and watched cable recently and it’s, no joke, 85%+ drug commercials. Just endless ads with disgusting side effects read over happy images.

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        There’s basically two side effect profiles:

        1. It makes you fat, sleepy, confused, constipated / diarrhea / both, and your genitals stop working, but possibly in a different way than your usual everyday hell so maybe it’ll be a little better?

        2. It only has one side effect that only happens 0.00001% of the time: instant horrifyingly painful death.

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      Who do you even advertise to in the UK if you want to sell your new med? 🤔 Is there like a specific person sitting in the NHS whose job it is to scout for new drugs?

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        You just rock up and say, “I need something for this” and they give it to you. Otherwise a doctor prescribes it. And it’s cheap.

        Companies will advertise approved drugs to medical boards to be distributed down to doctors. So medical professionals decide what the best options are. There’s no taking drugs just because it was on TV.

        Considering Americans lag behind the developed world in life expectancy and general health, I think it’s safe to say the drug industry is only there to make money and it certainly causes harm, ironically.

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            You have a lobbying meeting with people from various NHS trusts, and advertise directly to them one-to-one, then things go into further tests/trials and may be chosen as one of the solutions/options to a particular ailment.

            You can then pay some sort of additional bribe/special offer directly to doctors to be the preferred option for that particular ailment.

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    12 hours ago

    Technotronic got their name by combining the word “techno” meaning a sort of dance music, and “tronic” meaning “tronic”.

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    13 hours ago

    I like it when those commercials says to tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection. Pretty sure the ones who have it don’t know it lol.

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      You never know. I knew a dude who kept a tick on him to see how big it got. Folks fuck animals. Wouldn’t surprise me if someone has parasite and kept it for some looney toons reason.

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    11 hours ago

    Wait till you see one of those silent auctions for a shadowbox of a record from your favourite band at the grocery store