Imagine Dragons - Radioactive playing in an ad for an X-ray clinic
Q: What even is an “imagine dragon”?
A: Imagine dragon deez nuts across your face.
“Hearing a beloved song used in a late stage capitalism commercial for prescription drugs may cause moderate to severe emotional damage. If ear bleeding continues, call your doctor.”
I saw Tony Hawk in an ad for arthritis medication a while back. I turned to my dad and said “I cannot overstate how cool this guy used to be.”
“I cannot understate how cool this guy used to be.”
I can: Tony Hawk was just a little cool. There, understated, 🎵 doing everything I can 🎵.
Still find it weird you guys have adverts on tv for medication.
Even living in the US (but being on Lemmy and therefore knowing computers and hating advertising) getting stuck watching cable TV at a relative’s house can be a real “boring dystopia” experience.
It can be genuinely disturbing when you realize the majority of the ads you’ve seen were for ONLY medication and gambling.
It’s fucking wild that seeing a car commercial is refreshing in that it’s just an actual product.
Apparently car commercials aren’t even really meant to sell cars. Their main purpose is to make people feel good about the car they just bought (and are making enormous monthly payments on) so that they buy the same make of car next time.
I went to a hotel and watched cable recently and it’s, no joke, 85%+ drug commercials. Just endless ads with disgusting side effects read over happy images.
There’s basically two side effect profiles:
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It makes you fat, sleepy, confused, constipated / diarrhea / both, and your genitals stop working, but possibly in a different way than your usual everyday hell so maybe it’ll be a little better?
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It only has one side effect that only happens 0.00001% of the time: instant horrifyingly painful death.
Either way, sales are going to top 6.8 billion trillion dollars next year, among infants alone
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Who do you even advertise to in the UK if you want to sell your new med? 🤔 Is there like a specific person sitting in the NHS whose job it is to scout for new drugs?
You just rock up and say, “I need something for this” and they give it to you. Otherwise a doctor prescribes it. And it’s cheap.
Companies will advertise approved drugs to medical boards to be distributed down to doctors. So medical professionals decide what the best options are. There’s no taking drugs just because it was on TV.
Considering Americans lag behind the developed world in life expectancy and general health, I think it’s safe to say the drug industry is only there to make money and it certainly causes harm, ironically.
Americans lag behind the developed world in life expectancy and general health
Hey now, we do spend twice as much per capita on health care as the rest of the developed world.
Well yes but I meant if you are a pharma company and want the NHS to cinsider your new med
You have a lobbying meeting with people from various NHS trusts, and advertise directly to them one-to-one, then things go into further tests/trials and may be chosen as one of the solutions/options to a particular ailment.
You can then pay some sort of additional bribe/special offer directly to doctors to be the preferred option for that particular ailment.
I thought I was losing my mind when I heard Run The Jewels in a fucking SUV commercial (sans lyrics though).
That’s because it was DJ Shadow (who did the music) selling out, not Run The Jewels.

LOL. Which song?
Nobody Speak
Ok. Love Nobody Speak. What fucking SUV commercial!?
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When your favorite club song happens to be by Partiboi69

What song is this?
Look at it this way… the band’s getting royalties.
Good ones.
Technotronic got their name by combining the word “techno” meaning a sort of dance music, and “tronic” meaning “tronic”.
tronic” meaning “tronic”
No, “tronic” means somebody addicted to '80s animated movies.
The original 12-inch release of “Pump Up The Jam” came with a free horse.
That’s a face palm moment 🤦♂️ (for the artist, not for you).
I like it when those commercials says to tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection. Pretty sure the ones who have it don’t know it lol.
You never know. I knew a dude who kept a tick on him to see how big it got. Folks fuck animals. Wouldn’t surprise me if someone has parasite and kept it for some looney toons reason.
Diamonds and Guns by the Transplants became the “woohoo” shampoo song and went downhill from there 😭

Wait till you see one of those silent auctions for a shadowbox of a record from your favourite band at the grocery store
I’ve heard Riot Rhythm by Sleigh Bells on fucking Fox News











