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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 hours ago

I Used To Be A Real Piece Of Shit

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I Used To Be A Real Piece Of Shit

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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 hours ago
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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    3 hours ago

    It’s why I stopped buying milk.

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    I bought these plums for you, past me! The fuck?

  • its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    10 hours ago

    Someone else would have bought these plums and treated them right.

  • FlexibleToast@lemmy.world
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    This is why I like living close to a grocery store. I make lots of small trips instead of a big one.

    • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
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      This is the way. I just buy what I need every day. Barely ever waste something

      • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
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        That’s what my parents did growing up. They didn’t have a refrigerator and when they got one, it was super small.

  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      9 hours ago

      Why does this look like Leslie Nielsen doing an impression of the main guy from The A-Team, while cosplaying as Ric Flair?

      • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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        9 hours ago

        It’s will ferrell lol

        • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world
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          7 hours ago

          Let’s be real, if you haven’t watched Eastbound and Down, it’s worth it just for Stevie.

  • Gork@sopuli.xyz
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    Sorry, I was in the mood for beans

  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
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    9 hours ago

    I feel like the fridge thinks people can’t change

    • Rhaedas@fedia.io
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      I thought it was the compressor making that sound when I put that food in, but it’s just the fridge either laughing or sighing.

  • slothrop @lemmy.ca
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    10 hours ago

    The raspberries and avocados play roulette tho’!

    • dustycups@aussie.zone
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      9 hours ago

      You putting it all on red, or black?

      • slothrop @lemmy.ca
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        8 hours ago

        Yes.

  • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    But are there any leftovers of sloppy steaks?

    • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.worldOP
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      6 hours ago

      gotta get them REAL sloppy!

      • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        They can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water!

  • Davel23@fedia.io
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    9 hours ago

    I still am, but I used to be as well.

  • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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    Me every other week throwing out the food I thought better me would make. No. You ate the easy food like always, numbskull.

  • discocactus@lemmy.world
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    At least at our house it’s just more expensive compost.

  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    Literally have a few oranges in the way back that have been in there for months.

    If oranges could stink, my fridge would probably stink.

  • SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world
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    Its easier to just eat crackers.

  • ryannathans@aussie.zone
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    9 hours ago

    Throw the plums in the garden, free fertiliser

    • Katana314@lemmy.world
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      Yes! Rodent corpses make great fertilizer. Just missing the step where you kill the rodents…

    • CannonFodder@lemmy.world
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      9 hours ago

      Maybe even a plum tree!

      • ryannathans@aussie.zone
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        Even more free food waste!

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          Infinite fertilizer hack

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