Unfortunately, I’m not part of the lesbian target audience 😔
I’m such a slut for water
When I drink it I just let it spill all down my shirt and on the floor
i bet you like bathing too, you harlot
mmmmm I prefer to shower because the water just runs down my body and works its way into every little crevice… it’s so nice and steamy mrrrrowwww
i’d bring out the anti-horny spray bottle but something tells me it wouldn’t have the desired effect…
make sure to have your coco’s fixed or they will be back after graduation.
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😵💫
Nonono don’t neuter mee
mrrrowwww
touché
Can I be dominated by a hot lesbian while drinking water?
How many times do we have to repeat that it’s either one or the other.
Now in the cellar with you. A hot dominating lesbian will be there shortly.
Sorry? Why not? Oh. Ok. A bottle of water will be there shortly.No, you won’t be thirsty enough otherwise
Don’t worry. My thirst can only be quenched by a hot lesbian.
I know it’s not the point of the post, but I know so many people that “don’t like water” that I’m starting to worry and our collective survival instincts.
a depressing amount of places have genuinely bad tap water, even if it’s perfectly drinkable it might be so mineralized that it leaves a crust on your teeth, or so devoid of minerals that it barely even registers as water to your tastebuds.
Some of the most delicious water i’ve tasted came from an old hand-pumped well, which had presumably spent 100 years leeching metal into the water.
That’s when you trick them into drinking water by baiting them with hot lesbian domination.
I mean… I don’t think she’d be into me so…
its ok buddy we can drink water together
is this an XOR or OR?a
Yes.
True.
b
Do not, my friends, become addicted to [hot lesbians]. [They] will take hold of you, and you will resent [their] absence!
lesbian’s so hot, she needs to drink all that water to cool down
like a car engine that’s overheating
I do like a good glug of the ol clear.
Is this an exclusive or, or not?
Asking for a friend.
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