Thanks to the commentator who provided an uncensored version - have a bonus meme

  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    I assume the best you can do is behavior capture and selective breeding. Feed the most inoffensive ones. Kill the ones that violate the treaty. In a few years, you could have a household of nearly invisible spiders that are somehow also always nearby.

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        3 days ago

        Yeah, I think you’re right. I’m just suggesting we double down so I can get a tiny little collar that says “Muffin5917620384”

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      4 days ago

      That’s actually a good idea, though, don’t capture them otherwise you are just making the spider equivalent of a dog

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        3 days ago

        I’m hoping for something more like cats. They handle the pest control and I just offer them food, shelter, healthcare, entertainment and maybe some scritches behind the cephalothorax from time to time.