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What a deal, there’s literally no downside!
technically this is just a super clean explanation of how debt purchasing works, an estimation of odds of an outcome happening by two parties.
I have a structured settletrump but I NEED CASH NOOWWW!!! Call a FUCK-KING MORON 877-MAGA-NOW!!!
MAGA voters want a bigger payoff than that, and besides they’re broke. Hey guys, give me just $499 today and you can have my DonaldBucks as soon as they arrive!
Did you mean $4.99? No way most of them have $499 available after refueling their emotional support vehicles in this economy.
I’ve trained my two year old daughter to refer to cyber trucks as “the ugly car”. Gives me a chuckle every time.
Appa! Those peoples are driving ugly car!
I will also do this, just PM me!
That’s a 25% profit! Better than the stock market!
You must not have that $100,000 yearly early access to truth social posts.
You could invest the extra dough in Trump crypto!
Thank you for the financial advice Mr. Cat, very cool !
I forgot but didn’t a handful of people get filthy rich by buying out people’s war bonds post WWI?
I’d do it for $3995
