Answer the goddamn question Gerald. What happens to my prostate if I stick this bike lock up my ass?
I mean, it’s a small lock, my lady likes it. Now I don’t need to remember where I put the luggage lock. If I need it, it’s right there!
Could be one of the Amazon scam sellers that send thousands of units of cheap plastic garbage to people for free for reviews, then add different “colors” which are actually completely different products.
You search for the product and find the one the seller added after racking up 20k 5 star reviews on the original, but if you filter the reviews for the product you actually want, there’s not a single review.
Doesn’t hurt to ask
Wellll if they’re making new lifestyle choices by choosing to use a bicycle to get places; indirectly, yes, it will help with their prostate.
…shouldn’t stick it up their butt though.
…shouldn’t stick it up their butt though.
Not with that attitude.
You’re right, with the right preparation (namely cleaning xor using a condom) one can safely stick things up their butt which might also help their prostate. Maybe. I dunno. I’m definitely a doctor.
definitely a logician
A bad one. Why would it need to be xor?
What if he’s worried about his prostate getting stolen?!
Isn’t there a yokai that does that?
I’m no Antarctocologist, but I’m pretty sure that a bike lock wouldn’t be much help for that either 🤷🏻
(Heh-heh, then that prostate will be miiinnne!)
