Well, see, normally those evil spells would have reduced him to a gibbering idiot barely clinging to his health, but thanks to the constant prayers of good Christian MAGAs he is shielded by Jesus and remains an articulate stable genius in record breaking good health just as GOD ordained him to be.
I know it’s a joke, but the temptation to create a highly-targeted advertising campaign on Facebook soliciting “prayers for Trump” in exchange for cash from braindead boomers is really hard to ignore.
Like I know it’s very morally wrong in general, and certainly unethical any way you slice it, but is it really still wrong if you’re pointing those extremely granularly targeted ads toward people who definitely helped to screw us all over? (e.g. older folks in deep-red, HCOL areas who have high incomes and list Christianity as a personal interest)
Oh come on! We all know that this idea will be immediately converted to “prayers from Trump in exchange of cash” so that he can rip off his followers once more!
I think that might be a Trump quote/paraphrase. He brags about his record-breaking good health and incredible performance on dementia inventories all the time.
Well, see, normally those evil spells would have reduced him to a gibbering idiot barely clinging to his health, but thanks to the constant prayers of good Christian MAGAs he is shielded by Jesus and remains an articulate stable genius in record breaking good health just as GOD ordained him to be.
barf
I know it’s a joke, but the temptation to create a highly-targeted advertising campaign on Facebook soliciting “prayers for Trump” in exchange for cash from braindead boomers is really hard to ignore.
Like I know it’s very morally wrong in general, and certainly unethical any way you slice it, but is it really still wrong if you’re pointing those extremely granularly targeted ads toward people who definitely helped to screw us all over? (e.g. older folks in deep-red, HCOL areas who have high incomes and list Christianity as a personal interest)
Oh come on! We all know that this idea will be immediately converted to “prayers from Trump in exchange of cash” so that he can rip off his followers once more!
Good health is definitely one way to describe the diaper baby. Maybe they need to pray a little harder.
with your help, they can- barf
I think that might be a Trump quote/paraphrase. He brags about his record-breaking good health and incredible performance on dementia inventories all the time.
Edit: sloppy proofreading