I want to contribute to this go fund me.
Nice. She has my vote.
Which does not mean much, as “Conservative Christian” is a sure sign of insanity.
Religion is a mental illness.
I’m a man but is there anything I can do to help?
Better work ethic than trump.
Headline: Trump easily defeated by group of women
In a postindustrial society, in the third decade of the 21st century of the common era, a plurality of the population believe in witchcraft.
This is why I have little to no hope for our future.
Yeah… the good news about the fact we’re all doomed is that, as a species, we deserve it.
Not being terribly effective, unfortunately.
A coven of witches cast harmful spells on a person day and night.
He becomes president of the USA, then a billionaire. He avoids jail time for serious crimes.
Wow, the power of witchcraft is staggering
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/etsy-witch-charlie-kirk-curse-b2836089.html
I mean… just like any other skill, some witches are better at it than others.
Well, see, normally those evil spells would have reduced him to a gibbering idiot barely clinging to his health, but thanks to the constant prayers of good Christian MAGAs he is shielded by Jesus and remains an articulate stable genius in record breaking good health just as GOD ordained him to be.
barf
I know it’s a joke, but the temptation to create a highly-targeted advertising campaign on Facebook soliciting “prayers for Trump” in exchange for cash from braindead boomers is really hard to ignore.
Like I know it’s very morally wrong in general, and certainly unethical any way you slice it, but is it really still wrong if you’re pointing those extremely granularly targeted ads toward people who definitely helped to screw us all over? (e.g. older folks in deep-red, HCOL areas who have high incomes and list Christianity as a personal interest)
Good health is definitely one way to describe the diaper baby. Maybe they need to pray a little harder.
with your help, they can- barf
I think that might be a Trump quote/paraphrase. He brags about his record-breaking good health and incredible performance on dementia inventories all the time.
Edit: sloppy proofreading
Damn. When will it start working?
The Conservative Christians imply the witches started working after Trump became president again.
Had I written this before 2026, I would have been called a madman.
Ya know, this would be more funny if they actually didn’t do devil rituals…
Honestly, I don’t believe that people really do that stuff. At the very least, I think it is much more rare than people think.
Buddy there is literally video evidence.
That one would do great with the link
You mean that thing where they eat the flesh and drink the blood of their Lord of the Undead? Yeah they’re pretty creepy those Xtian rituals.
No, when they sacrifice people to a giant owl in the middle of the woods. Or the child sex stuff.
The child sex stuff is the Christians, as has been terribly well documented.
Also the torture and killing (see Indian Boarding Schools as just one of many examples https://boardingschoolhealing.org/us-indian-boarding-school-history/).
You want to provide a source for “they sacrifice people to a giant owl in the middle of the woods”?
Edit: I found this, if so it’s still KKKristians and males only. https://www.thebolditalic.com/the-most-secretive-club-in-america/
I thought it was the spaghetti or flying pizza monster.
What hbomberguy video is this from?
Does that mean conservative Christians admit the president is not of sound mind?
admit
lolololol
Are they trying to make me like AOC even more?
Yup, I can take the 2pm shift on Wednesdays… Where do I sign up? 🧙
I think it’s about time we grow out of religious thinking
Problem is they don’t like birth control. By design.
Then let’s educate the heck out of their kids
We can’t. It’s legal for them to home school their kids in most states
And now you understand why they scream “indoctrination” when their children are taught critical thinking and science.
That’s too big a word for them to come up with on their own, you should know better than that - they’re parroting what they heard from their talking points outlets, as ordered by the ultra wealthy nationalists/nationalist sympathizers, technocrat authoritarians, and religious extremist leaders told them to think or parrot so they can feel better about not thinking about their cognitive dissonance as it becomes more and more apparent their core beliefs and alignments were all based on lies by people that don’t have their best interests at heart.
Where can I sign up?
If you figure out, let me know. I could use a coven, especially one with such noble goals.
I would encourage them to unionize though… The 24/7 working hours are awful!
They probably work shifts, I hope there are enough witches to allow for a generous leaves, too
