Well, see, normally those evil spells would have reduced him to a gibbering idiot barely clinging to his health, but thanks to the constant prayers of good Christian MAGAs he is shielded by Jesus and remains an articulate stable genius in record breaking good health just as GOD ordained him to be.
I know it’s a joke, but the temptation to create a highly-targeted advertising campaign on Facebook soliciting “prayers for Trump” in exchange for cash from braindead boomers is really hard to ignore.
Like I know it’s very morally wrong in general, and certainly unethical any way you slice it, but is it really still wrong if you’re pointing those extremely granularly targeted ads toward people who definitely helped to screw us all over? (e.g. older folks in deep-red, HCOL areas who have high incomes and list Christianity as a personal interest)
Oh come on! We all know that this idea will be immediately converted to “prayers from Trump in exchange of cash” so that he can rip off his followers once more!
I think that might be a Trump quote/paraphrase. He brags about his record-breaking good health and incredible performance on dementia inventories all the time.
A coven of witches cast harmful spells on a person day and night.
He becomes president of the USA, then a billionaire. He avoids jail time for serious crimes.
Wow, the power of witchcraft is staggering
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/etsy-witch-charlie-kirk-curse-b2836089.html
I mean… just like any other skill, some witches are better at it than others.
Well, see, normally those evil spells would have reduced him to a gibbering idiot barely clinging to his health, but thanks to the constant prayers of good Christian MAGAs he is shielded by Jesus and remains an articulate stable genius in record breaking good health just as GOD ordained him to be.
barf
I know it’s a joke, but the temptation to create a highly-targeted advertising campaign on Facebook soliciting “prayers for Trump” in exchange for cash from braindead boomers is really hard to ignore.
Like I know it’s very morally wrong in general, and certainly unethical any way you slice it, but is it really still wrong if you’re pointing those extremely granularly targeted ads toward people who definitely helped to screw us all over? (e.g. older folks in deep-red, HCOL areas who have high incomes and list Christianity as a personal interest)
Oh come on! We all know that this idea will be immediately converted to “prayers from Trump in exchange of cash” so that he can rip off his followers once more!
Good health is definitely one way to describe the diaper baby. Maybe they need to pray a little harder.
with your help, they can- barf
I think that might be a Trump quote/paraphrase. He brags about his record-breaking good health and incredible performance on dementia inventories all the time.
Edit: sloppy proofreading
Damn. When will it start working?
The Conservative Christians imply the witches started working after Trump became president again.
Had I written this before 2026, I would have been called a madman.
Ya know, this would be more funny if they actually didn’t do devil rituals…
Honestly, I don’t believe that people really do that stuff. At the very least, I think it is much more rare than people think.
Buddy there is literally video evidence.
That one would do great with the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eERQXYPwMQI&t=8
Lol… that’s hilarious you’re posting Alex Jones nonsense! Seriously… you made my day!
And yet you haven’t address the fact that before the epstein files he had video evidence. Yall really don’t like science eh.
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Ya I know you don’t like science but that’s OK.
You mean that thing where they eat the flesh and drink the blood of their Lord of the Undead? Yeah they’re pretty creepy those Xtian rituals.
No, when they sacrifice people to a giant owl in the middle of the woods. Or the child sex stuff.
I truly feel sorry for you if you believe that. I’m genuinely hoping you’re just trolling for fun.
Same please learn to like science
The child sex stuff is the Christians, as has been terribly well documented.
Also the torture and killing (see Indian Boarding Schools as just one of many examples https://boardingschoolhealing.org/us-indian-boarding-school-history/).
You want to provide a source for “they sacrifice people to a giant owl in the middle of the woods”?
Edit: I found this, if so it’s still KKKristians and males only. https://www.thebolditalic.com/the-most-secretive-club-in-america/