Good lord what is happening in here?
Aurora Borealis?
Localized entirely within your what?
Can I see it?
Hi I just want to get a regular dildo please.
I’m sorry, but the world needs you to hilt an XL flared chance from bad dragon.
*sees your tight twink ass enter my shop
"Ancient legends foretold of your arrival… I’ll go get Excalibur out of inventory. You’ll have to pull it from the stone, but without using your hands. "
It’s an Assekai.
Or into them
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seems kind-of gay
There’s vastly more heterosexual anal sex happening in the world than homosexual anal sex.
As a gay man, this knowledge makes me insanely jealous
C’mon boys! Let’s get those numbers up!
The statistics are skewed by Heterosexual Anal Sex Georg
For a minute I thought Georg was your name and you had a signature for your comments
-trying to make a change
Stop it! You’re just making me more jealous! And horny!
Georg
Oh, I bet he’s all beefy and hairy…Mmmmm…
Stupid hairy Georg with his beefy butt
That’s right, honey. Didn’t call you here to solve P vs NP.
kind-of some gay connotations here
Yeah the top shortage has really got people down bad
This is a lie. Literally no top shortage. Maybe you over the top queens in LA, but on the east coast, trolling for dick is easy.
seems kind-of a gay thing to say
In these comments: a whoosh heard around the world.
Lemmanites will literally walk into
/c/nothing-said-in-here-is-seriousand immediately try to set the record straight.Um actually you’re in Lemmy Shitpost right now.
And also “literally” was the Doctor, you’re thinking of “literally’s monster”
😂 I’ll still take it over the bullshit everywhere else, though
don’t assume the dildo’s gender.
It’s not gay if you get fucked in the ass by a female dildo. That’s just science.
in 1882 German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche kind-of published the book The Gay Science
Counterpoint
Sex toys don’t have a gender, what people enjoy doing with toys by themselves have literally zero bearing on their sexuality.
You can just as much enjoy using a dildo anally as a straight man as you can as a gay man.
I’m not gonna use a ladies dildo, I’m a man! Bring me a small man’s dildo please!
Hey by the way thanks for the profiteroles, they were delicious.
Feeling a bit less like a prize asshole.
seems kind-of a gay perspective
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