Good lord what is happening in here?
Hi I just want to get a regular dildo please.
I’m sorry, but the world needs you to hilt an XL flared chance from bad dragon.
*sees your tight twink ass enter my shop
"Ancient legends foretold of your arrival… I’ll go get Excalibur out of inventory. You’ll have to pull it from the stone, but without using your hands. "
Anyone for some head-cake? It’s deluxeHi all!
This is jenkson
Anyone for some nose-cake?It’s an Assekai.
Or into them
seems kind-of gay
So dot you tho what difference does it make and every man on lemmy except me?
There’s vastly more heterosexual anal sex happening in the world than homosexual anal sex.
Yeah the top shortage has really got people down bad
As a gay man, this knowledge makes me insanely jealous
C’mon boys! Let’s get those numbers up!
The statistics are skewed by Heterosexual Anal Sex Georg
For a minute I thought Georg was your name and you had a signature for your comments
-trying to make a change
Stop it! You’re just making me more jealous! And horny!
Georg
Oh, I bet he’s all beefy and hairy…Mmmmm…
Stupid hairy Georg with his beefy butt
That’s right, honey. Didn’t call you here to solve P vs NP.
kind-of some gay connotations here
seems kind-of a gay thing to say
In these comments: a whoosh heard around the world.
Lemmanites will literally walk into
/c/nothing-said-in-here-is-seriousand immediately try to set the record straight.😂 I’ll still take it over the bullshit everywhere else, though
don’t assume the dildo’s gender.
It’s not gay if you get fucked in the ass by a female dildo. That’s just science.
in 1882 German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche kind-of published the book The Gay Science
Counterpoint
Sex toys don’t have a gender, what people enjoy doing with toys by themselves have literally zero bearing on their sexuality.
You can just as much enjoy using a dildo anally as a straight man as you can as a gay man.
I’m not gonna use a ladies dildo, I’m a man! Bring me a small man’s dildo please!
Hey by the way thanks for the profiteroles, they were delicious.
seems kind-of a gay perspective
