If instead of flying it from one pole, we use two and stretch the flag between them, we might be able to kill some birds with it to make it even more representative
Also make the poles only go one way and the standard way to deal with wanting to lower the flag is to burn it and then raise a new one when it’s time to go up.
Also, in the spirit of globalization, move the flag to the other side of the world for each step in its manufacture.
If instead of flying it from one pole, we use two and stretch the flag between them, we might be able to kill some birds with it to make it even more representative
Make it real thin too so it shreds and spreads plastic all over
Also make the poles only go one way and the standard way to deal with wanting to lower the flag is to burn it and then raise a new one when it’s time to go up.
Also, in the spirit of globalization, move the flag to the other side of the world for each step in its manufacture.
Also launch 10,000 of them into space to join our trash rings