Replace Americans by the British
I say other way around, there’s no fat, sugar (especially HFCS) or carcinogenic chemicals in it.
Well obviously you need to add a stick of butter and handful of salt, wtf kind of boring potatoes are you making?
There is some form of processed butter and cream in that packet already. And probably microplastic in the lining of the pouch, if not coming off the machine that processed the potatoes.
A nice refreshing bottle of Gotatoes.
BRB trademarking “Gotatoes”
Electrolytes
Thru hikers are fine with this. Though I used a ziploc so I could reuse the bag multiple times. Add some wild garlic too.
Did you use a spoon or did you cut a hole in the corner pastry bag style and tape it back up next time?
Spoon but I also turned it inside out to lick it clean. More sanitary that way for the next night
Normal people think you are joking, but as hiker trash I’ve been doing the same for years and I love it. I usually add some cheese, an olive oil pouch, salt, pepper, and maybe some dehydrated veggies and a cut up summer sausage if I’m really hungry. It makes for an excellent dish.
Ramen bombs are the best!
Dont forget that packet of crushed red pepper flakes thats been floating around the bottom of the food bag
I cut a corner I’m not uncultured swine
Joking aside this is the best way to fill manicottis
They have the bags though
Sure, sure.
But for a week plus of meals its a lot cheaper. I’d usally bring like one fancy backpacker meal for a 5 day stretch if they had any good ones in town. NO MOUNTAIN HOUSE.
Plus you can put other stuff in there. Miso soup & ramen, Asian style. Tvp, taco seasoning, some chips if you pass a gas station on a road walk, taco night. Gotta have some variety.
Sounds lovely actually
This is called “cold soaking” in the backpacking community but the bottle is a neat innovation.
I heard Mormon teens use that turn of phrase for a different thing.
LOL! I just recently learned about soaking.
And you need someone to move your arm around while you hang ld the bottle.
I see nothing wrong here.
This calls for a piping bag or something only slightly more rigid like a kewpie mayo bottle. You aren’t going to get more than a few squeezes out of that water bottle.
What kind of monster does this without butter?
I think the flexibility of the cheap water bottle is a plus here. Also, sucking is an option. On the bottle, I mean.
sucking is an option
Sometimes unavoidable, even.
Powdered mash usually already has plenty of butter/butter flavor, the packet in the meme for instance says it has butter and sour cream.
I’m just going to put potato and butter flavour in my water, no more thick consistency!
Just double the water:potato ratio for a hearty potato slurry on the go.
Julia Child would’ve used cream
Mashed potatoes is my favorite and it’s is an affront to God.
Now put it in a bad dragon product!
I’m not sure I want mash in my ass…
Are you afraid your ass can’t handle the hot, creamy stuff?
fuuuuuuk, when you put it like that
fuckit, why not. I tried the dragon cum drink and that was awesome
Changed my mind again after actually thinking about it. I do not want to clean starch out of my toy.
If there’s any still in there, you’re doing it wrong
Also, if you run out, you’re doing it wrong.
You’re supposed to start with a whole potato and mash it inside yourself with the bad dragon.
Yooo, new boy meal dropped!
Eat the powder and then drink the water. Saves a plastic bottle. Not only does it assert dominance, it’s the eco friendly option!
You’re still using a plastic bottle. The more environmentally friendly option would be to wash it and reuse it every day for your morning potatoes.
At what point did I suggest you drink the water from a bottle?
Touche. That’s what I get for assuming I suppose.
So you can mix that with some flour and water in a gallon bag, cut the corner, and squeeze into boiling tomato sauce.
Homemade tomato sauce with homemade gnocchi in 20 minutes is p great.
If you need a protein, you can start your sauce with thin discs of sausage, get all the grease out of the sausage and use it to fry up some garlic (maybe add oil if there’s not enough grease), chili peppers, onion, then add tomatoes, canned is fine, and water if needed.
Hot water would melt that bottle if you wanted extra micro plastics.
I gagged. Upvote for you.
https://youtube.com/@thevulgarchef
This is, by far, the least vile thing he ever made and/or ate.
I think it would actually be better if You ate the powder and washed it down with water.
Do you even own a set of intestines?
No i lease. We poor
You would think too little water would make them terrible, but too much water makes the texture unimaginably bad
I guess it doesn’t simply turn into some kind of potatoe soup?
more like gritty starch water.
Why isn’t soup sold in a bottle like this?
Also, don’t eat soup out of a plastic bottle.
Most bottles made in this shape are unsafe to heat. It’s not common so it’s not cheap.
Campbell’s does make a sipping soup line sold in cups with drinking holes. It is…fine.
That last panel is remarkably disturbing.
