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      I mean, yeah if I could only choose between the two. The raccoon at least has a chance of coincidentally leading us to success

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        Con: The nationwide garbage can raiding crisis has spiraled out of control.

        Pro: The Iran war ended on day one.

        Con: ICE is now systematically and indiscriminately abducting and deporting dogs.

        Pro: Diplomatic relations with Canada have improved measurably.

        Con: The entire future of private healthcare now hinges on whether insurance companies contain food.

        Pro: Insurance companies do not contain food.

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      A raccoon already holds my mortgage, so yes. I frequently shop at his twins’ shop as well.

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        That’s not a mortgage, he just gave you a house for free, and if you want an upgrade, you gotta pay for the house you already got, with no interest, no schedule, no assessments, no nagging.

        Honestly, I have no idea where Tom Nook earned this reputation. If housing was run by him in real life, shit would be so much nicer.

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          Well sort of. He gives you a tent to start in the latest game. Once that’s paid off I guess you get zero interest HELOC renovations.