The American experiment’s continuation depends on you voting.
Awesome, I didn’t know we had this kind of power! So who do I vote for to make the America experiment cease to continue? Which candidates are criticizing the oppressive systems of Capitalism our society is built around?
Oh, none? Nobody? Not a soul? So you meant if we want to continue doing unlimited genocides and unfettered imperialism in the global south, we have to vote. Got it. My bad. I’ll never vote again. Thanks for the lesson.
PLEASE DON’T VOTE. PLEEEEEASE. If Republicans don’t win then daddy Putin and dear leader Pooh Bear won’t get more power and I won’t get paid to try and get you not to vote! I don’t care about Palestinian children or Ukraine or trans people. I just want fascists to win so please don’t vote!!
Does. Not. Matter.
They’re planning shenanigans, so everyone needs to VOTE no matter what. The American experiment’s continuation depends on you voting.
And even if Republicans losing was guaranteed, the bigger the landslide, the better.
Bonus: Republicans no longer being able to win elections leaves room for a party left of Democrats.
Awesome, I didn’t know we had this kind of power! So who do I vote for to make the America experiment cease to continue? Which candidates are criticizing the oppressive systems of Capitalism our society is built around?
Oh, none? Nobody? Not a soul? So you meant if we want to continue doing unlimited genocides and unfettered imperialism in the global south, we have to vote. Got it. My bad. I’ll never vote again. Thanks for the lesson.
Translated from .ml loser code speech