Good riddance.
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out
Thank y’all for the targeted tariffs
I wonder how he feels about a Latina taking his job.
And taking Dan Patrick with him, which is just as big a deal. The Lt. Governor is a very powerful position in Texas, more powerful than the Governor in many ways, and there’s little attention being paid to that. Patrick is as much an asshole as the worst of them. Sweeping Abbott, Patrick and Paxton out the door in one fell swoop is a glorious trifecta.
Made by a fellow lemmythat fateful tree took his bottom half.
What’s the original?
It’s from the anime Heidi, but in the original scene they stop. The girl in the wheelchair being pushed off the cliff is already an edit
I hope he has to go up stairs to the unemployment office (because he had ramps removed).
He had ramps removed and he’s in a wheelchair?
There must be Enron levels of shredding going on in Abbott’s office right now
Fun fact! An early source of training material for LLMs were the 600,000 internal emails the FBI seized from Enron. At the time, it was the largest source of publically available casual conversion. The only issue was that the chat bots trained on those conversions ended up sounding like rich assholes.
And later it became grok /s
Yep, him and Elon have had a lot of very interesting conversations, amongst other things.
And nothing of value was lost
half of him, apparently it was the top half.
For a half man, he really is a giant cunt
Would be terribly nice of them if they could recall their ambassador while they have a change.
Greg Abbott is a spineless bitch
Ahem. Bye Felicia.
Bye bye piss-baby
Governor Hot Wheels and his hot mess poopy diapers - bye now
