Try to die in a hot tub for a special sou vide surprise
Joke’s on you! My slow cookers is on a dead-man switch! If I die, the slow cooker will EXPLODE!
If you die while making food in a slow cooker, you are the food in the slow cooker.
If you die (while making food) in a slow cooker, you are the food in the slow cooker.
If you die while making food in a slow cooker, you die in real life
The cat be like
Somehow I misread and thought you were supposed to die in the slow cooker. I was like “what massive slow cookers are you using???”
Same with grilling.
The top reads like a Mitch Hedberg joke
that’s too much too eat
walking off into the sunset with a wheelbarrow full of car batteries keeping the beans warm
Also too.
As well in addition.
Bodies cool fast enough that unless you died in a public place, you’ll probably be room temperature. As the meme reply suggests, your body is close to the slow cooker, almost assuredly on the counter of your home/apartment.
So… a tepid, stinky, far-too-chewy bag of rotting fat, or some delicious potatoes (pronounced like so)? POtatOES!
I don’t think the cat can get the slow cooker lid off but there is more than enough of me to keep her alive for the rest of her life
What would my dogs eat first? 🤔
There’s not much meat on me. I’d recommend cooking me low and slow over a wood fire.
