Im glad were not bombarding these bad faith actors with facts anymore. Ridicule is all they deserve if they come to the table without honesty. Text your uncle that he legally has to trans his dog now, tell your mother in law the DMV is only gonna use spanish on forms now. It goes further to make them look crazy than it does to respond like a librarian. They weaponized discussion, so now we joust with jest.
We’re THEY/THEMING STRANGERS’ DOGS
This genuinely cracked me up.
Also, credit to the daughter for putting the apostrophe in the correct place.
Cheers daughter, I respect your humor.
her ability to put together a coherent sentence with more words than emoticons is severely lacking, though. do people really write like this?
hm. thank you for the answer.
It’s most common to be used ironically by middle aged folk as a way to express emotional excitement sufficient to render one verbally incoherent. It’s often done specifically to infuriate people who find emoticons irritating.
Rawdogswami does not spark joy.
Gonna have to start pulling out the phrase “Splish splosh bitch” I. Daily conversation, it just sounds so good.
The mod filters are still running on woke 1.0 apparently.
That’s the lemmy.ml experience. You can see the uncensored comment if you view it from a normal instance.
I don’t have the time currently, but if someone has this as text… I’m sure no one would complain about it being posted here in the comments
This is actually one of the best jobs for an LLM. (edit it took out the cus words and emoticons for that, but kept “shit”, lol. I got it to fix it for the emoticons.
💦💦 Splish splosh BITCH 💦💦 It’s the 🌊🌊🌊 BLUE WAVE 🌊 After 10 years 📅📅 of TRUMP 🍊🇺🇸🇺🇸 Americans 🇺🇸🇺🇸 are saying 🗣️ DOWN PIGGY ⚡ And wine moms ❤️ from coast 🌁 to coast 🌅 are out for BLOOD 🩸 We’re flipping 🔀 seats 🪑 that have NEVER BEEN FLUPPED 🤔🤔🤔 From TALAFREAKO 😜 and HinoHOEsa 💃 proving that Texans 🤠 are saying “NO” ❌ 🟩 ❌ to their vegetables 🥦 To FANNIE Andrews 🌮😋 making that Graham crakkka CRUMBLE 💥 in SC 🥂✨ To Rawdogswami eating SHIT 💩 in BLOW-HIO 🍆 So steam 💨 those pride flags 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 because at MIDNIGHT 🕛 🚨🚨🚨 WOKE 2.0 IS IN EFFECT 🚨🚨 We’re THEY/THEMING STRANGERS’ DOGS 🐕🐶 ♂️♀️ We’re doing LAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS 👨🌾💻 in TEAMS CALLS 💻🛋️📞 We’re lining up 🧎🧎🧎 for MANDATORY BLUESKY ACCOUNTS 📲🗳️ WE’RE MAKING OUR EMOJIS RACIAL 🧒🏽🧒🏾 AND NONBINARY 🧑🎤🥷 AGAIN 💯💯💯 Long live 🪕🤝🏽🤝🏾🤝🏿 the RUTHKANDA JUUCHE
🌮😋 To Rawdogswami eating SHIT 💩 in BLOW-HIO 🍆 So steam 💨 those pride flags 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 because at MIDNIGHT 🕛 🚨🚨🚨 WOKE 2.0 IS IN EFFECT 🚨🚨 We’re THEY/THEMING STRANGERS’ DOGS 🐕🐶 ♂️♀️ We’re doing LAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS 👨🌾💻 in TEAMS CALLS 💻🛋️📞 We’re lining up 🧎🧎🧎 for MANDATORY BLUESKY ACCOUNTS 📲🗳️ WE’RE MAKING OUR EMOJIS RACIAL 🧒🏽🧒🏾 AND NONBINARY 🧑🎤🥷 AGAIN 💯💯💯 Long live 🪕🤝🏽🤝🏾🤝🏿 the RUTHKANDA JUUCHE
[droplets] [droplets] Splish splosh [ocean waves] [ocean waves] It’s the [ocean waves] [ocean waves] [ocean waves] BLUE WAVE [ocean wave] [ocean wave] [ocean wave] After 10 [keycap 10] years [calendar] [calendar] of TRUMP [tangerine] [american flag] [american flag] Americans [flag] [flag] are saying [speaking head] DOWN PIGGY [lightning bolt] And wine moms [heart] from coast [foggy bridge] to coast [sunset] are out for BLOOD [drop of blood] We’re flipping [arrows twisting] seats [chair] that have NEVER BEEN FLUPPED [thinking face] [thinking face] [thinking face] From TALAFREAKO [winking face with tongue] and HinoHOEsa [woman dancing] proving that Texans [cowboy hat face] are saying “NO” [red X] [green square] [red X] to their vegetables [broccoli] To FANNIE Andrews [taco] [delicious face] making that Graham crakkka CRUMBLE [sparkle] in SC [cheers wine glasses] [sparkles] To Rawdogswami eating SHIT [poop] in BLOW-HIO [eggplant] So steam [dash/cloud] those pride flags [rainbow flag] [rainbow flag] because at MIDNIGHT [clock face 12] [police car light] [police car light] [police car light] WOKE 2.0 IS IN EFFECT [police car light] [police car light] We’re THEY/THEMING STRANGERS’ DOGS [dog face] [dog] [male symbol] [female symbol] We’re doing LAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS [man farmer] [laptop] in TEAMS CALLS [laptop] [couch and lamp] [telephone receiver] We’re lining up [people kneeling] [people kneeling] [people kneeling] for MANDATORY BLUESKY ACCOUNTS [mobile phone] [ballot box with ballot] WE’RE MAKING OUR EMOJIS RACIAL [medium skin tone person] [medium-dark skin tone person] AND NONBINARY [singer] [ninja] AGAIN [100] [100] [100] Long live [banjo] [hands shaking medium skin tone] [hands shaking medium-dark skin tone] [hands shaking dark skin tone] the RUTHKANDA JUUCHE
[taco] [delicious face] To Rawdogswami eating SHIT [poop] in BLOW-HIO [eggplant] So steam [dash/cloud] those pride flags [rainbow flag] [rainbow flag] because at MIDNIGHT [clock face 12] [police car light] [police car light] [police car light] WOKE 2.0 IS IN EFFECT [police car light] [police car light] We’re THEY/THEMING STRANGERS’ DOGS [dog face] [dog] [male symbol] [female symbol] We’re doing LAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS [man farmer] [laptop] in TEAMS CALLS [laptop] [couch and lamp] [telephone receiver] We’re lining up [people kneeling] [people kneeling] [people kneeling] for MANDATORY BLUESKY ACCOUNTS [mobile phone] [ballot box with ballot] WE’RE MAKING OUR EMOJIS RACIAL [medium skin tone person] [medium-dark skin tone person] AND NONBINARY [singer] [ninja] AGAIN [100] [100] [100] Long live [banjo] [hands shaking medium skin tone] [hands shaking medium-dark skin tone] [hands shaking dark skin tone] the RUTHKANDA JUUCHE
HERO
My screen reader didn’t capture the emojis, but here’s the text, more or less:
Splish splosh BITCH It’s the BLUE WAVE 10 years TRUMP Americans are saying DOWN PIGGY And wine moms from coast to coast are out for BLOOD We’re flipping seatsh that have NEVER BEEN FLUPPED From TALAFREAKO and HinoHOEsa proving that Texans are saying “NO” to their vegetables To FANNIE Andrews making that Graham crakkka CRUMBLE in SC To Rawdogswami eating SHIT in So BLOW-HIO steam those pride flags because at MIDNIGHT WOKE 2.0 IS IN EFFECT We’re THEY/ THEMING STRANGERS’ DOGS We’re doing LAND ACKNOWLEDGE-MENTS in TEAMS CALLS We’re lining up for MANDATORY BLUESKY ACCOUNTS WE’RE MAKING OUR EMOJIS RACIAL AND NONBINARY AGAIN 100 100 100 Long live the RUTHKANDA JUUCHE
they posted the original on the cross post comments for it. There’s too many emojis for my phone to want to be able to copy.
edit: link to it
steam 💨 those pride flags 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 because at MIDNIGHT 🕛 🚨🚨🚨 WOKE 2.0 IS IN EFFECT 🚨🚨 We’re THEY/THEMING STRANGERS’ DOGS 🐕🐶 ♂️♀️ We’re doing LAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS 👨🌾💻 in TEAMS CALLS 💻🛋️📞 We’re lining up 🧎🧎🧎🧎 for MANDATORY BLUESKY ACCOUNTS 📲🗳️ WE’RE MAKING OUR EMOJIS RACIAL 🧒🏽🧒🏾 AND NONBINARY 🧑🎤🥷 AGAIN 💯💯💯
Lets go gurl 💞💞
What AI wrong that?
