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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 hours ago

This was a real thing and it "makes smoking easy"

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This was a real thing and it "makes smoking easy"

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 hours ago
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    Autocancer-inator

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    Damn boomers need a machine to smoke for them.

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    Automatic butt ejector.

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    My first thought was: this is a hookah.

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      you know about hookah?

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        Hookah? I hardly know her

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        Is it supposed to be a secret?

        • bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world
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          no its just an south east asian thing and I never thought people across the world would know about it

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            There were hella hookah bars that popped up in 2010 or so in California as a meet up spot for 20-30 year olds to just chill and try different flavored stuff.

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            I had a hookah when i was a teenager like 20 years ago

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        Is the US, you can easily find Hookah bars all around our cities and suburbs. It’s mostly a young person thing, but yeah…not an uncommon thing around here at least.

        • bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world
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          actually here in India, its mostly a thing old rural folks prefer though young people also use hookah, but I have seen more cigarette and blunts then this setup maybe even bongs

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        I live in India and hookah is not unknown to us as there is a sub-culture surrounding hookah here.

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          ohhh rare to see indians, thats why I asked… Hi fellow indian!!

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            Yeah it is pretty rare.

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        Of course! Saw one last night!

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    Man if the 50s weren’t so racist they’d’ve loved hookah.

    Fuck I could go for hookah…

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    I never smoked because it was just too much effort. This would have made all the difference, if I’d known about it. Alas, all those wasted years without the pleasures of a good smoke.

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    It’s just a less charming version of this

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      I only smoke Khalil Mahmoon

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      Whatever this is is not charming.

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    “Permits those confined to bed to smoke.”

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      Ngl. Would have been nice for my dad so he could have smoked while he was dying easier. Yeah it’s bad or whatever but he was already dying why try to quit and have nic fits too.

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        Yeah like, let the dying not be withdrawing.

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      Man how the hell does humanity even still exist

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        Big horny

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    Reminds me of the old gas shaver kit my grandpa gave me on my 13th birthday.

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      How did that work?

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      Do you put the tube in your butthole?

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        Do you shave with a different kind of gas?!

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        you could have someone else do it, if you want

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    Wait until they discover the hookah water cooled robot smoker

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    Automatic butt ejector.

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    I’d hit that

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    If you read it closely - you can get a “tandem” set up. So two people can share this. They each get their own butt and tube.

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      I thought it was for smoking two cigs at once. What would be the difference between this ‘tandem’ and just having two sets of 'single’s ?

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      God gave us two nostrils for a reason.

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      Two tubes one butt?

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        This is the way.

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    They had it so easy. Back in my days we had to smoke uphill in both ways

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    ‘robot’ is just older version of ‘ai’

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      A robot is a thing that does things for you; it comes from the Czech robota meaning servitude, slavery, hard work, or drudgery

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        literally taking ai is broad too

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          Especially broad when things that have no intelligence keep getting branded “artificial intelligence”.

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            I was at a mall and was laughing at an ai washing machine with friends. the manager, standing nearby, overheard us and said “you know what? these ai models are exactly same as the older ones from inside. yet we launched a campaign to ‘upgrade’ the models to ai and more than 50% of customers are accepting it, paying us money and returning happy with the discount we give lol”.

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