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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 hours ago

We all had one

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We all had one

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 hours ago
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    10 hours ago

    The WHAT now?

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    9 hours ago

    Sometimes, as I approach middle-age, a desire to have kids creeps into my fantasies. And then something like this comes along and snuffs that desire out.

    On a separate note, that batman suit is dope.

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    I had a pee corner of the yard. This is savage level piss posting

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      Some weird ass family I grew up near had a piss corner in the basement. Always thought it was just a rumour. Then one day I was there and saw a damp section of the wall to wall carpet in their basement, got down on my knees and smelled it because I had to know. Yup, smelled like piss.

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    I think more people had The Boogerwall than a Piss Drawer.

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    I realise this is not OC but sharing photos of your kid’s embarrassing mistakes is pretty awful.

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      Seems more of a conscious choice than a mistake per se.

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    We did not.

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      !wooosh@lemmy.world

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        ¿Qué?

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          IDK. Usually this comment means youre missing a joke but I’m obviously missing the joke too.

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            Post title is “We all had one”, the joke being that this is a common household item

            Top Parent comment is “We did not”, is a protestation that they do not in fact own a plumbus.

            Then @somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com flushed their piss drawer for some reason.

            I think I may have lost the thread here, somewhere, but I hope I’ve helped.

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          El título de la publicación es “We all had one”, la broma es que este es un artículo doméstico común

          El comentario principal de los padres es “We did not.”, es una protesta de que de hecho no poseen una plumbus.

          Entonces @somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com vació su cajón de orina por alguna razón.

          Creo que puedo haber perdido el hilo aquí, en alguna parte, pero espero haber ayudado.

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    Reported for pisspost in my shitpost community

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      Yeah, take this to /c/pissposting@lemmy.world !

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    My embarrassment when my mom found my poo sock. We didn’t have a lot of money back then so I still had to wear them

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      Tangentially related: it is said that you become a true ultra runner only after you finish a race with at least one sock missing.

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        Or a mission in the military

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        How does that happen even

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          They’re using the sock to wipe

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            Oooohh that sucks lol

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    For me it was a shampoo bottle I had stashed behind the sink. I was “doing science.”

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    I feel cheated. This is obviously not a shitpost.

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    Jesus Christ, Batman! You could have used the Bat Bottle in the Batmobile!

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    no, but I have pissed through some screens.

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