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I only do ranked sex for the matchmaking.
Why would you put a bowtie on your willie?
Uhm, because I’m not a slut?
It’s after six. What am I, a farmer?
Maybe because your regular tie is at the dry cleaner?
What else am I supposed to use the stapler for?
Why wouldn’t you?
What do you wear to make it ranked competitive sex, if you’re not down for formal sex? A helmet? 🤔
Implying that Kirby isn’t glorious… Smh
Kirby is glorious but plays for fun Cuz it isnt fair for others when Kirby goes competitive
For you or the empire?
Sports shirt with sponsor logos and tennis socks
Tiger & Bunny Make a Porno.
Racing gloves and cool goggles.
Knee and elbow pads.
I think that’s Jordan from the Axis of Awesome!
‘tis
