• Tehhund@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    I feel like OP hasn’t seen enough Hallmark movies — the protagonist’s jealous beau showing up is exactly the kind of second act complication they need.

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      3 days ago

      Please put on too much makeup, turn up holding a fleet of disposable designer bags, and then get your heels stuck in the grass for some reason, followed by a tiffy “I HATE it here!”