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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours ago

25 years of marriage

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25 years of marriage

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours ago
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  • Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I might be wrong but so many times I hear people talk about how big breast are desirable, how a big ass is desirable, how curves are great.

    And then seemingly the same idiot look at women like that and talk shit… I am wondering if it is cope because they are jealous because everything else is insane.

  • Camille_Jamal@lemmy.ca
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    Beauty is why they come, love is why they stay. (In a relationship)

  • Formfiller@lemmy.world
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    most of those maga dudes age like milk

  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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    I bet you she looks as beautiful to him now as she did then if not more so. What with having kids, my wife’s body has changed over the years and I found her gorgeous in every stage.

    • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
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      I bet your wife says you’re cool too. ❤️

  • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
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    Oh man, what would I ever do if I met someone who I enjoyed spending time with so much that 25 years in I still wanted them living in the same house I do and going to special events with me? I might fuck around and find out I’ve become happy.

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    His wife is still very attractive, but what if she wasn’t? It wouldn’t mean a goddamn thing, would it?

    Beauty may be the reason why you are attracted to a person in the first place, but it’s not at the top of the list of reasons why you stay with a person.

    It’s hard for me to even imagine being that shallow.

    • EvenOdds@lemmy.zip
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      Thank you! I needed to see this comment, the whole premise of this post is icky to me.

    • BluesF@lemmy.world
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      Miserable, pitiable folk who do not know what it means to love or be loved.

  • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online
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    Pierce Brosnan is my James Bond.

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    Imagine trying to demonize one of the few people in Hollywood who you can rule out being a kiddie diddler.

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    Oh noes, a woman gained weight while her husband, over half of whose extremely lucrative career is literally staying maximally attractive and fit, did not.

    Clearly this situation teaches a lesson that applies to all of us. Clearly.

    /s

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    If someone met them i n public, they’d be too busy looking at the honkers to even notice who the guy is

    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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      And not even realize that you could have gotten an autograph from the new boyfriend that Robert Williams almost killed in Mrs Doubtfire.

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    Same guy probably complains about his near certainty of dying alone as well.

    • The Quuuuuill@slrpnk.net
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      “why doesn’t anyone want to date me!? i’m a high value male!!!”

  • 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works
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    Send Bobs

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    Pierce Brosnan is the type of man, and husband, all men should strive to be.

    https://atlantablackstar.com/2025/04/08/pierce-brosnan-defends-wife-of-24-years-amid-criticism-about-her-weight/

    Edot: Spelling.

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    I should be so lucky. <checks photos from 25th Anniversary last year> Oh wait. I am.

    • hansolo@lemmy.today
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      Found Pierce Brosnan’s lemmy account.

      • Klear@quokk.au
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        Found Han Solo’s lemmy account.

        • Optional@lemmy.world
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          Found Wooly . . . Nelson’s . . lemmy account. ?

          • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de
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            Found Jack the Ripper.

            • fartographer@lemmy.world
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              Found myself

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                @fartographer@lemmy.world found the Lindbergh baby!

            • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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              Found Jimmy Hoffa

      • WoolyNelson@lemmy.world
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        Crap!

  • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world
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    I’m more attracted to faces. If my wife still has as beautiful face wise as Brosnan’s wife, I’d be the luckiest man.

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      Right??? Full faces are so cuteee!!!

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