In what appeared to be a moment of misspeaking, anti-LGBTQ+ Republican Sen. Ted Cruz (TX) said in a recent congressional speech, “How about we all come together and say ‘Let’s stop attacking pedophiles’?”
During a congressional hearing on the current president’s actions addressing crime in cities — which seems mostly to be insulting large city mayors, ignoring higher-crime areas in red states, and then sending in armed federal officers against the mayors’ wishes — Sen. Cruz referred to Sen. Cory Booker’s (D-NJ) plea for Democrats and Republicans to “come together and have bipartisan agreement.”
“I think that’s a great idea. We should have bipartisan agreement,” Cruz said. “How about we all come together and say, ‘Let’s stop murder’? How about we all come together and say, ‘Let’s stop rape’? How about we all come together and say, ‘Let’s stop attacking pedophiles’?”
“Leave trump alone!”
Lmao, what a tool with an ugly wife.
Or, to put another way, “let’s keep defending pedophiles”.
I wish that homunculus of a fleshbag had the empathetic capacity to feel any kind of philia. It might make him about literally anything but himself.
Autophilia?
Scrolling past headlines like this one while the Curb your enthusiasm theme plays on loop.
For me it’s the Always Sunny in Philadelphia theme
Wow, a brain made of butter
Did he say it again or was this the one from a few months back? Because either way this is hilarious
Date on the article is September 2025.
We’d attack policy, but Republicans don’t have any.
Just to be clear, ALL MAGAs are Pedophiles, or Pedophile Protectors.
You know another name for a Pedophile Protector?
Pedophile.
Nazi apologists are Nazis
Pedophile protectors are pedophiles
What about nazi pedophiles apologists protecting nazi pedophiles??
There is no limit on stacking labels.
Rafael cant suck enough pedo cock
Ted, you stupid motherfucker, how about we start executing them instead of protecting them?
Texas, the pedophile state. Don’t like it? Maybe get some new reps!
His name is Raphael, not Ted.
I have negative love for the guy, but people have a right to call themselves what they want. Even shitty cowards.
While it’s true that Bruce Jenner is not their name even if they’re deeply horrid, it feels like Cruz here calls himself Ted so that he can get votes from racist people who wouldn’t elect him solely based on his name. I’m 50/50 on it.
Disagree
Don’t deadname him
I feel like if you’re a Nazi enabler, the rules don’t apply.
I was being ironic, he’s a poor excuse for a sellout cuck.
Call them fat, call them dumb, and point out their personal foibles. Shame them in any way possible.
Can’t shame the shameless. They are already supporting nazis and pedophiles. I would safely assume these people have no shame.
Fair point.
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Same article as September for those curious if Raphael did it again, it’s just an old article.
I have a feeling he was trying to say, “let’s stop calling people pedos”. That’s the best sane-washing I can do.
Have we seen Cruz’s name in the ‘Trump Files - featuring Jeffrey Epstein’? Maybe he really is standing up for the Epstein class. He’s been known to lick Trump’s boots, every now and then.
The only people in the US being broadly unjustly called pedos are minorities. They are being called that by his party and the people who support his party.
Don’t do work for this parasite.
Cruz is a piece of shit but I don’t recall seeing anything about him being the files, so guessing he’s just a bootlicker like you said.
It’s possible. It’s also possible that he just couldn’t afford to be in the Trump/Epstein files. Maybe his more affordable version of torturing children and animals is abandoning his dog during a freeze to fly to Cancun and then loudly blaming his children?
More likely he was going for “let’s stop attacking conservatives” and got honest.
I mean…
“I think that’s a great idea. We should have bipartisan agreement,” Cruz said. “How about we all come together and say, ‘Let’s stop murder’? How about we all come together and say, ‘Let’s stop rape’? How about we all come together and say, ‘Let’s stop attacking pedophiles’?”
Seems pretty clear he had:
Stop pedophiles
In his head, realized he shouldn’t say that since he’s a spineless Republican and tried to pivot to:
Stop attacking people
And his mouth just said both at the same time meaning he said neither.
The jumble that spilled out doesn’t matter, piece of shit that he is, he’s a great public speaker. He’s not trump or Biden who can’t string a sentence together. If he fucks up speaking it’s because he realized he was about to say something he couldn’t and panicked. So the value is in looking at what would logically have made sense in a debate for him to have said.
It’s like GW Bush realizing he didn’t want a soundbite saying “shame on me”:
There’s an old saying in Tennessee - I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can’t get fooled again.
But we’re overdue for J Cole’s plan:
Fool me three times, fuck the peace sign
Yeah, Cruz is a terrible person and should be in prison, but this was clearly just a slip of the tongue. We should be mad at him about real things.
Thanks. I thought I read this before.
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