Do you really own it though? Is it fully local? Or is it based on some online slop-as-a-service provider who might kill your girlfriend at any given moment?
No thank you, I like my women flesh and blood. Or if technology gets way better than I expect it to in my lifetime: thinking feeling beings capable of choosing to leave with soft bits.
CES 2026 Really Wants You to Own a Holographic Anime Girlfriend
at Gizmodo
Haha, holy crap. Hadn’t seen that. Thankyou.
Razer releasing a holo-wife is not a thing I ever imagined.
Do you really own it though? Is it fully local? Or is it based on some online slop-as-a-service provider who might kill your girlfriend at any given moment?
You don’t need to read further to find out. Ed Zitron attended and called it the “Anti-Consumer Electronics Show”.
That formulation is by the journalist, I just copied the headline.
Nice
Can’t believe they let him in
No thank you, I like my women flesh and blood. Or if technology gets way better than I expect it to in my lifetime: thinking feeling beings capable of choosing to leave with soft bits.
Fuck this shit is sad
So youbare holding out for the physical Terminator version.
I’ll respect AI girlfriends when they’re self cleaning, same as real girlfriends
Like a UV system in the mouth?
I was thinking soap and water but if you’re nasty like that sure
Flesh and blood women taste better.
Yeah, but digital ones are byte size
Thanks for the context. I figured the comic was just ai slop itself…
Thank God, I thought it was analogue to the pony in a jar meme.
It would be pretty sick if I could shove a Cortana into it tho…
and my dumb ass thought it was a phone