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minus-squareSiethron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down1·1 day agoThat’s also Dr. Glaucomflecken a semi-famous optometrist.
minus-squareRakonat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·53 minutes agoKnock knock, Hi. That’s internet famous to you, sir!
minus-squarepsycho_driver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·16 hours agoI’m not sure what he can find to be optimistic about in this economy.
minus-squareassassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·15 hours agoI think you’ve confused his job. The study of birds is a very interesting field of study.
minus-squareTehhund@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 hours agoNo, you’re thinking of an ornithologist. An opthalmologist is someone who practices dark arts.
minus-squareByteJunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·14 hours agoI think you’ve confused his job. The study of fields is very interesting for birds.
minus-squaretryagain@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·14 hours agoI think you’ll find he’s a cancer specialist, actually.
minus-squareits_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up75·1 day agoIt took me a while to get the joke. I was just like, yeah that’s probably close to her prescription.
minus-squareT00l_shed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·1 day agoHe should have had his scribe write the joke
That’s also Dr. Glaucomflecken a semi-famous optometrist.
Knock knock, Hi. That’s internet famous to you, sir!
Ophthalmologist
Gesundheit
I’m not sure what he can find to be optimistic about in this economy.
I think you’ve confused his job. The study of birds is a very interesting field of study.
No, you’re thinking of an ornithologist. An opthalmologist is someone who practices dark arts.
I think you’ve confused his job. The study of fields is very interesting for birds.
I think you’ll find he’s a cancer specialist, actually.
It took me a while to get the joke. I was just like, yeah that’s probably close to her prescription.
No such thing
He should have had his scribe write the joke