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fanny is pussy in the UK and Aus.
Missing from the greentext: anon is a trans man trapped on TERF island.
If it’s so fanny, why’s nobody laughing?
You got me laughing ya damn fool
You know it’s not real because the web address is pornbruv.uk instead of pornbruv.co.uk
Aschttuaaalllyyy… .uk allows registrations directly on .uk without the stupid .co.uk, they started that in ~2014.
However .co is more common, also if it was a goverment site it wouldn’t use .co (company) anyway and instead .gov.uk.
Ackhually, it’s “commercial”, not “company” 🙃
Ackshually it’s “advert”, not “commercial”, innit.
you can tell they’re not actually British because in Britain people who have “willies” do not have “fannies”
Penis preserving vaginoplasty is a thing. I don’t think it’s at all common but it is a thing
Considering that the peen is propped up by the part that continues inside the taint, either the dick anatomy and functionality isn’t quite entirely preserved, or the vagina would have to be plasted above the dick. 🤔
I think it just uses the canal that’s already there if you don’t opt for zero-depth. Not sure how functional the vagina is though, but iirc the penis functionality is usually preserved.
Considering the extent of corpus spongiosum, part of the root of the penis, I don’t see how you could shove it aside and put a hole and the vulva in there. Except if it’s some kinda microvagina.
Two words: inguinal canal.
Though that would still be awkward, as it would mean the new vagina’s off to the side instead of in the middle.
Not saying it’s for sure how it’s done (I have no idea on that), just that I think that’s the “canal” OP is referencing.
Fuck me in the passage in the anterior abdominal wall, daddy.
(Also, some of the photos on the matter resemble Giger’s paintings a bit too much.)
Do the balls just gone on either side of that then? Or do they push it out of the way?
Not sure what kind of anatomy you have where the balls are in the pathway of the dick.
Just normal anatomy. Just frequently put the balls into their storage space above.
TIL futas are real
Mmm, I would not recommend using that word when talking about real people
Maybe they mean a strap-on and OP is, in fact, a woman?
Fake: the penis is plastic Gay: OP is a lesbian woman
Illegal: the strap on is unlicense
Was believable until the dude said “stabbed me in the fanny.” It does not mean what it means over here.
That’s pretty presumptive of you. Some blokes have a fanny.
Would he be that concerned over a willy check if he did, though?
If they are checking for willies and he doesn’t have one, he should really have his V80085 exception forms up to date.
Well, obviously.
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Whatever. I was never going to have enough clubcard points to buy a house anyway.
stabbed me and called me a fanny
Would have been better
That was quite the ride
fun fact, there was no riding, she spurned his advances
shame
The most disgustingly British thing I’ve ever seen
