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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down3·1 day agoWho the hell is taking these bets and paying out for this kinda shit? What if I bet my life savings that I’m gonna fart in the next 3 days?
minus-squareasmoranomar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·21 hours agoI would take that bet… I have insider info.
minus-squareSeeMarkFly@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoNormally people fart about once an hour.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·1 day agoAnd an hour from now would be within the next 3 days.
minus-squareHodrobond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 day agoYou just need someone to take the other side of a bet. Run a marketing campaign and set up fake websites: You’re the world record holder for never having farted in your life, doctors cant figure out how it works.
minus-squarecabillaud@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-223 hours agoLike Prince Andrew, but for farts.
minus-squareKirp123@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoThe Trump goons have been harping about Iran for longer than 3 days.
Who the hell is taking these bets and paying out for this kinda shit? What if I bet my life savings that I’m gonna fart in the next 3 days?
I would take that bet…
I have insider info.
Normally people fart about once an hour.
And an hour from now would be within the next 3 days.
You just need someone to take the other side of a bet. Run a marketing campaign and set up fake websites: You’re the world record holder for never having farted in your life, doctors cant figure out how it works.
Like Prince Andrew, but for farts.
The Trump goons have been harping about Iran for longer than 3 days.