They do very poorly in front of Federal judges with that little experience.
Good.
The point isn’t to win. It’s to put on a show. Republicans don’t do actual work.
We’re SLASHING DEI so we can FINALLY hire Lawyers WITHOUT any Lawyer Experience!
-Republicans?
Well, at least there isn’t any homo and no nCLANGers!
Yeah all my homies hate
clang. #GCC4lyfeedit: is joke. Clang’s compile-time analysis/instrumentation injection and bytecode inspection is cool as hell. Also interop between languages and stuff. Work uses GCC though, so my hands are tied
No, gol-dangit dag-nabbit, I-uh said the sheriff was a niBONGGGGGG
At one time in the past, being a lawyer for the government would make any parent proud. Now it’s like being an enemy against the good citizens of your own country.
Might as well drop the requirement that they pass the BAR exam
I mean, the Secretary of Education is a wrestling promoter and she’s by no means the only completely unqualified member of the administration. The entire cabinet is like that: from MMA fighters to conspiracy theorists - it’s a grotesque, full-blown clown show.
But hey, it won’t be easy to find even halfway decent lawyers for this job anyway, given that working for this attorney general will most likely make you liable to prosecution.
The FBI director is a podcaster, the HHS secretary is…whatever RFK Jr did before (the word “failson” comes to mind).
Grifter.
The word you’re looking for is grifter.
I think his educational qualifications were as an environmental lawyer. But failson fits him on both a practical and spiritual level, though king of the crackheads would also work.

“Remember how difficult it was for you to pass the bar? Come work for us and we’ll get you disbarred before you know what hit you!”
Rubbish. Next you’ll be telling me that the Secretary of WAR is an alcoholic,
naziChristian nationalist tattoo covered, pundit from Faux News…
UNPOSSIBLE!!
LOL, of course they did.
Everything about this stupid hack and his administration is total clown shoes.
including the ginormous Florsheims
Yes, the fact that they are wearing gigantic shoes is very apropos.
[Defense attorneys grinning, and rubbing their hands gleefully]
So like…same as the other moronic tools they’ve been hiring. Got it.
They had experience in primary school. This next round is going to be fully illiterate.
You can’t be held back by the constitution if you can’t read the constitution.
Gee, whatever happened to wanting a meritocracy?
Oh sure, that’ll get those cases won
Finally my diploma from the Arkansas School of Real Good Lawyerin’ is going to be of use.
Was not aware they had an experience requirement
We’re so fucked. Three more years of this crap, at least.
As long as we don’t start appointing Judges with zero experience this is a win.
Probably because they don’t find enough qualified people who drop morals and regards for the law when told to do so.
Nobody’s willing to take a contempt charge for the planned incompetence of their bosses
They’re running out of lawyers














