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minus-squareyoucantreadthis@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up87·14 hours agoNope. Too articulated. Its a sex tentacle. Much better.
minus-squaresnoons@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·13 hours agohave you seen a male elephant getting ready to smash
minus-squaresnoons@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·12 hours agoYes. In a wildlife documentary porn. They have total control. Shit’s wild.
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·11 hours agoFemale dolphins have as much control over the inner walls of their vaginas as we do over our (facial) cheeks. They can apply pressure and change the internal shape of the cavity.
minus-squarenightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 hours agoI’m afraid to ask how we learned that.
minus-squareHazel@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·11 hours agoI remember as a teen coming across this site where someone meticulously documented (might’ve been made up) their sexual relationship with a dolphin. The internet was a wild, wonderful place.
minus-squareOrganicMustard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 hours agoMaybe a text from this woman
minus-squareHazel@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 hours agoPretty sure the genders were swapped, and this guy was (supposedly) meeting a wild dolphin on a beach somewhere. It was a long time ago though =P
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·10 hours agoHaving just learned about the complexities of dolphin vaginas, humans must be terrible lays by comparison. Poor dolphin.
minus-squareImgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·12 hours agoNo, but I would watch that video.
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Nope. Too articulated. Its a sex tentacle. Much better.
have you seen a male elephant getting ready to smash
I–…no…have you?
Yes. In a
wildlife documentaryporn. They have total control. Shit’s wild.Female dolphins have as much control over the inner walls of their vaginas as we do over our (facial) cheeks. They can apply pressure and change the internal shape of the cavity.
I’m afraid to ask how we learned that.
I remember as a teen coming across this site where someone meticulously documented (might’ve been made up) their sexual relationship with a dolphin.
The internet was a wild, wonderful place.
Maybe a text from this woman
Pretty sure the genders were swapped, and this guy was (supposedly) meeting a wild dolphin on a beach somewhere. It was a long time ago though =P
Having just learned about the complexities of dolphin vaginas, humans must be terrible lays by comparison. Poor dolphin.
No, but I would watch that video.