On behalf of all Canadians, thank you Texas for taking that bullet.
whole state of Texas is “Leopards at my face” on this.
You must understand that he requires the pressure to live. If that thing ever stops being the more unrepentant asshole to have ever lived, the outward pressure of his barely constrained sheer fucking awkwardness would no longer be balanced out, causing him to explode in a shedenfreudenstrom of impossible proportions.
Bro sounds like he should be on an ICE list.
he’s the immigrant trump warned us about!
Anyone seen his neighbor’s pets recently?
How has such an unlikable man made it so far? Maybe I need to change my strategies, sorry friends it’s time for hatemaxxing
Massive amounts of money and influence provided by Israel probably helps.
Fixed that for you!
Only in the summer. In winter he goes to Mexico.
Mr. Worldwide
Gotta work Mexico in there somewhere, that’s where he felt it was his duty to be during the Texas ice storm disaster.
Ted: Bye, have fun dying from the cold and/or carbon monoxide poisoning
Both times.
“Ted Cruz is like wolverine if instead of metal claws three flaccid penises extended from his hands.”
I wish I could recall where I first saw that, but it will live in my head forever.
Made me chuckle, here have this:
Sounds like a DEI hire.
No, competency for the position is considered with DEI hires.
note for readers unfamiliar with the history of Cuba:
Batista was the US-backed dictator who was defeated by the Cuban Revolution
Ha ha. Jesus.
There was a time that such an immigrant coming to represent a nation of immigrants would have seemed so right.
Context matters.
Makes sense, how else would you expect the Zodiac Killer to evade capture?
He was born in… Canada!!! My god. What have we done.
Prevented him from being the American president
