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sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 14 hours ago

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Disagrulement

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sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 14 hours ago
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  • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
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    I have a penis. I started sitting down to pee about 15 years ago. It’s much cleaner, eliminates the splash ring issue. I highly recommend it.

    • NKBTN@feddit.uk
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      At home, sure. Am less inclined in public toilets

  • DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works
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    Yeah, someone said no when a woman asked to touch their penis. Totally realistic.

    Yes, you can hold it when I pee. Yes, you can hold it while I’m making sandwiches. Yes, you can hold it while we’re on the VelociCoaster at Islands of Adventure…

  • Mike D@piefed.social
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    It was her place so I said yes. I didn’t care where it went. She did just fine

  • Godric@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    Let an ex do that once, she did not know how to aim :(

    • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world
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      Hope you were at her place

  • xkbx@startrek.website
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    13 hours ago

    I recommend practicing first in the shower. It doesn’t matter if you’re firing a pea shooter or a bazooka, the aim is not a gift innate to all

    • GorGor@startrek.website
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      truth. when a girl gets their chance to write their name they stop paying attention to things like dont point it at my fucking shoe.

    • Kairos@lemmy.today
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      Even across two men, probably.

  • velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    13 hours ago

    I’ve never realized I want to do this.

    Brb.

    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works
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      5 hours ago

      update?

    • dkppunk@piefed.social
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      12 hours ago

      Have done. Is fun.

      Also, a She Wee or similar device is a decent alternative for vulva having folks to pee standing up.

      • velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I’m seriously going to ask my husband if I can when I get home lol

        The She Wee!! What an amazing tool!

        • /home/pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Keep us updated please

        • Cort@lemmy.world
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          Just follow him to the bathroom, odds are pretty decent that he’ll ask if you wanna hold it for him.

        • dkppunk@piefed.social
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          lol it’s been like 20 years since I did that. I hope your husband gets a good chuckle at it too.

          She Wees are great for traveling and hiking!

    • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyzOP
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      Worse they can say is no, right?

      • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
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        They could get scared and helicopter that shit all over the room and you. Like a Jackson Pollock painting.

        • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyzOP
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          I expect no less account of experience from MeatPilot, themself

      • fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I think worst case you end up with a piss covered wall.

        • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyzOP
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          Hey. Some times you have to trust

      • NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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        I dunno what man is saying no to their partner grabbing onto their junk

        • velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          From what I’ve seen, boners and trying to piss don’t play well together lol

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            They don’t. I will sometimes have to sit down and lean over to get mine aimed safely into the bowl when I wake up with a rager.

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              A couple of times I’ve grabbed an empty toilet roll tube, put my bell-in, and tilted the tube down 45 degrees to funnel the wee into the bowl. It works, but the tube collapses toward the end

            • velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              Another lie pushed by Big Porn smh

              I was expecting to be covered in a golden shower, not an intermittent stream because he kept getting hard again hahaha

        • DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works
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          I agree. Maybe she’s a bad aim. Still worth it.

        • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyzOP
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          Being 100% tmi real, in my experience people are poor judges of pressure and sensation on other bodies. I generally don’t let my partners just go for it but maybe I’m an asshole

          • Deacon@lemmy.world
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            Hey it’s your junk. Gotta have boundaries.

  • LumpyPancakes@piefed.social
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    And to contact the dead you need a Weeja board.

  • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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    Why “no”? Or am I just starved for penis attention?

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      If there’s a “babe” holding it, I’m not going to be able to pee.

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        I can’t even pee when someone else is in the same public restroom. I can’t imagine trying to do it while someone’s actively touching it.

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