Fruit loops.
I’ll see myself out.
Honey Bunches of Hos
Cocoa Fluffers
Make Me Nut Cheerios
Fucky Charms
Honey-Cum
Apple Jackoffs
Frosted Mini-Teats
Root Loops
Kox
Peanut Butt Munch
Grape Nuts
Trix
Could’ve gone with grope nuts… Shoot.
Ooh that’s a good one. I just wanted to make the joke about how horny the name is already.
Thank you for your service
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Basic Foursome
(which also sounds like an oxymoron)
Kellogg’s Frosted Face.
This is especially funny given that the original Kellogg was into enemas
What makes it funny for me is that their mascot is Tony the Tiger. The furry legend, Tony the Tiger.
Fantastic
Goonola
Well, well, well, if it isn’t Count Cockula.
“That’s Cunt Cockula to you, bub!”
Special K is also only for adults. And I don’t mean the cereal kind.
Not going to lie, if you make a cereal with scantily clad women on the box, I’ll probably buy it at least once, just out of curiosity. Definitely taking that through the self checkout though.
Sex sells
Nookie Crisp
Tricks
Tricks are for kids.
Back in the day I used to grab a handful of free dongjackets from the bowl of adult cereal down at the planned parenthood
Cheeri-hoes
At the end of every week each one of us becomes a freak
“Frosted Mini Spooners”…hold up those are actually real, uh “Fruity Blasts”. Shit those are real too. You win, Malt O Meal ®
Bear Naked Granola!
The spicy book section in the library should be called
Adult serials
