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Sigh I guess I’ll add Transtin to the list of fictional characters I’d rail.
In The Secret of the Unicorn, Tintin’s passport states his birth year as 1929, which was the year of his first appearance in The Land of the Soviets, estimating his age to be 15, while the official Tintin website states his age as between 16–18. The tie-in game for the 2011 Secret of the Unicorn film mentions that Tintin is 17 years old.
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Yeah well she’s 96 years old now (E really works some miracles). So fair game I say. But also she’s Belgian and the age of consent is 16 in Belgium. So it’s not illegal, just gross.
Tintin is still male-presenting in those, so we could assume that Transtin is older, meaning she is at least older than 18.
TBF 18 still makes her young enough to be my daughter. Although being born in 1929 makes her old enough to be my grandmother.
i know a genderswapped tintin is basically nancy drew; i’d still like one anyway.
this is basically the exact story of my goat denise bryson from twin peaks
OMFG that’s soo cool! I want more so badly ^^
she’s adorable
There goes my seemingly fragile heterosexuality.
Tintin is around 15 so GO TURN YOURSELF IN. Not sure how complicit Hergé is for drawing him this way.
Hergé actually never mentions his age explicitly, he said he’d guess him as being 14/15, but he later said he thought of him as about 17.
In the movie when Tintin is waving with his passport, it says he’s born in 1926. Following that Tintin starts with a visit to the USSR. Stalin, Lenin, and Trotsky are mentioned in unison, as well the Red Army; so it must have been after 1918 in where the latter was founded; and before the summer of 1941, when Trotsky died. Plus fours were also commonly worn after 17 years of age, when they then replaced the knickerboxer; and Tintin wears them during most albums.
Following that, Tintin’s adventures would start in 1941 preceding Trotsky’s death, and the Congo adventure occurs preceding Congolese independence. The moon flight is also mentioned; and in the last album, Tintin no longer wears a plus four, which fell out of fashion (outside of golfing and niche stuff) in the 1970s.
The story of Flight 714 has a Concorde-like aeroplane, which flew for the first time in 1969.
So in a nutshell, Tintin’s adventures would’ve occured between 1941 and the 1970s. At the end of the adventures, he then would’ve been 44 years old.
If we don’t take the passport in the movie as canon too, but take Hergé’s word only, then an indicator could be the Holodomor which occurred in 1932-33; Tintin is mentioned as encountering food problems.
But the story about travelling to the Soviet Union came out in 1930, and so a more likely indicator is the famine of 1922-23. If Tintin is indeed 17, this would place him as being born in about 1906, maybe 1907 - Hergé’s birth year. That would make Tintin currently 118 years old, meaning he most likely died in the 1980s or 1990s; and his adventures would’ve ended when he was 63.
Wdym 15 doesnt he live in his own appartement and has a Job as a reporter? Also he travels the world like he is loaded.
I didn’t expect that since he/she is literally depicted with a gun in their hands lol. I also think the piece of art in question here is not Hergé OC but an adaption by an artist called lianmilanesa.
I mean, not if she’s a girl XP (assuming you’re a dude.)
i think most heterosexual men are attracted to people who can give birth instead of the female gender
this feels kinda weird to say, i hope i’m not being hateful. if i am, please tell!
Infertile and post-menopausal women in shambles /s.
If your point is that most people’s attraction isn’t just based on, say, what pronouns someone uses, then yeah that makes sense. Like, being attracted to a feminine body, genitals, whatever. I don’t think it’s a clear cis vs trans line though.yeah my point wasn’t that it was trans vs cis. i do think most heterosexual men would be less attracted to a cis woman that is infertile than to a cis woman who is fertile
unless i’m getting it wrong and there aren’t that many men who want to build a biological family. i could totally be wrong
I feel like out of the two of these options, there’s one most straight men would go for, and its not buck angel…
Also side not: Bucks been a fuck about enbies IIRC, but I didn’t know any other jacked trans dudes off of the top of my head. If someone wants to fix that please do.
most men would probably choose neither and look for someone else, because appearance also matters for most people.
my point was more about “if there are two identical women, and one of them is trans or infertile while the other is cis and fertile, most men would choose the second option”
all of that in the case that more than half of all men want to build a biological family. if that is wrong, all of what i said is wrong (which totally could be. i didn’t do any research lol)
To slightly sanitize the famous quote: I am straight, so whatever gets me hard is a woman.
Based
it’s ok, you didn’t need it anyways
Honestly? Slay
While TinaTin in the Endocrine Clinic is not as commercially successful as previous volumes, it tells a heartwarming story of acceptance for the new age. A perfect 5/7.
Secret agent film/game/novel where this happens in like the third installment, and it just goes on like normal with the only difference being the main character having transitioned
Tintin’s Tatas.
This is my kind of fan fiction yowza. I need… So much more of this. I’d especially love to see Captian Haddock initially confused and stressed but soon embracing it and it changes nothing in their relationship… Except that Haddock even more erroneously thinks he is some kind of father figure than usual.
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