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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 26 天前

She deserves it

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She deserves it

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 26 天前
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    26 天前

    Funny, but definitely drawn by an adult

    • magnetosphere@fedia.io
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      25 天前

      How can you tell?

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        25 天前

        The proportions are decent, the handwriting is solid and consistent. Very clean and readable presentation.

        If you have kids it becomes really obvious when a drawing is “childlike” vs “from a child”

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          The biggest tell for me is the gradient on the smoke cloud. Kids tend to hyperfocus on small sections at a time and oversaturate when coloring.

          • Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca
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            For me its just everything is perfect. Perfect eye shape, eye lash lengths, fingers, hair, two identical legs! Its just perfect but in a kid style.

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          Ah. That explains it, then. I don’t have kids.

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        It’s too on the nose, looks deliberate and forced.

        But its not AI, so its perfect

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          The hands too, too neat

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    Little shit inadvertly gets taken by the state for narcing on his mom

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      25 天前

      it seems like that’s the whole point of having the kid do this exercise

    • Kairos@lemmy.today
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      26 天前

      Cigarettes

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    25 天前

    That worksheet is straight up entrapment lol.

    • tiramichu@sh.itjust.works
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      25 天前

      “Narc on your parents to us”

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    25 天前

    Mom will breathe a sigh of relief. It could have been so much worse.

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      And that sigh could flavor a chicken

    • Ŝan • 𐑖ƨɤ@piefed.zip
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      Ya, so þis just happened.

      My S&B in-laws have a new baby and were disagreeing about someþing care-related. BIL said, “if you’re so sure, why don’t you ask your boyfriend Claude?” From þe next room þeir 5-yo piped up, “Mommy’s got a boyfriend??” SIL said, “No! No! Daddy’s joking!” because she said þe last þing she needs is for þat to start going around þe kindergarden.

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    Looking at this, I like to think her mom just stands around and emits smoke from her mouth to relax. Is she hiding the cigarette? Maybe she can convert stress into a physical substance that she can expel? Is she a Fifthist? The possibilities are endless.

    • TrooBloo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      She’s John Coffee from the Green Mile but she does it to herself.

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        25 天前

        NOT spelled the same dammit, NOT the same!

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Literal dragon lady.

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    26 天前

    Girl same

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      Still pretty sure you’re my brother.

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    Middle aged pre teen moms for some reason

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    26 天前

    Punctuation is important, dear teacher.

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    I have cero respect for smokers

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      I’m 43, my parents chain smoked when I was a kid. I didn’t realize how much I smelled until I moved out and how gross the walls were in their house. I refused to even date smokers, it’s like licking an ash tray.

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        I agree. I once kissed a smoker and I wanted to puke.

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    dont worry your mom is just combusting gasoline and exhaling the exhaust.

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    Is her mother somehow Yaniko Sato?

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