sounds like he can’t have sex with a woman without thinking about gay sex.
If the person you fuck doesn’t have a baby after you’re done then they’re a dude. It’s very worrying.
We don’t know for sure that AMABs can’t get pregnant. Dennis Prager is a pioneer in this field of study.
Why do they think that we think AMABs can get pregnant?
I think it’s about trans men, not women
Impossible, the Right doesn’t know that trans men exist.
Only when they’re forced to use the womens bathroom.
I am not worried at all. God has made me bisexual for a reason. Might actually have been Satan on second thought, but the point stands.
Whoever did that to you, i would thank them if i was in ya
Hahahah
Fellas, is it gay to satisfy your wife?
50% of her came from her dad. Besides it can take a while for a f*male to reach an orgasm; all the while your cock is soaking up the estrogen from the tap (not good for your T levels)
/s
I always cum first, I guess I’m just better at sex than she is.
Competitive Sex?
I like.
Ranked even
We need an anti-cheat for that. What could perform well for the task?
24/7 surveillance reviewed and classified by the poorest people who still have internet
At ring-0 level
But your job is to make the other person cum. Cumming first is a skill issue.
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The missus and I often say that we’re totally gay for each other, so yeah
I dunno bro everything is gay these days
Noice
Yes! But it takes a real man to be able to take a dick up the ass, unscathed. A feminized man will start crying “it hurts”. But a real man takes it all, unlubbed, without a complaint. Like a real man!
All these f**s having sex with women, all lovey dovey, make me sick!
/s
BREAKING: some loser hick says something retarded, more details at 11. Seriously what is the point if this post, why give these subhumans any attention?
Oh, this is a meme instance. The post you’re referring to is a meme.
Its a screenshot of a post. Whats the meme exactly? This is as valid as a meme as any random wikipedia article being a meme.
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You can say the same thing without using slurs.
Stop trying to make retard a slur, it’s never going to happen
I don’t have that power. It is a slur.
I assumed he was some kind of public figure familiar to someone out there?
Let me explain, you seem new to the internet. This is what we call a meme. It’s a joke, posted to a joke community.
Ah, a screenshot of a tweet that was in no way meant as a joke is considered a meme now, thanks for showing a newbie the ropes on this confusing internet thing
Fellas, is it gay to please a woman?
Definitely. On the flip side, it’s not gay to bang dudes, so long as you are earnestly attempting to impregnate them
Oh no, I need a boybortion
Stupid sexy twinks and their stupid sexy childbearing hips
If god did not want me to impregnate twinks, he would not have made them so sexy.
The Bible says it’s okay as long as you don’t fuck your buddy in the pussy
These chuds probably think it’s straight if they are fucking a man who is trans. So you might be on the money for this one
ROFLMAO I love that mental image, and it makes me consider what all the self-hating Republicans would do with that information, while crashing Grindr during a major Republican event.
As Andrew Tate totally said: you HAVE to DRINK CUM so your TESTOSTERONE goes up.
As long as the other dude doesn’t cum.
Ben Shapiro said something about this, didn’t he? If you make your (doctor) wife wet, she has an infection or something? Maybe she got it from his Gay Sex™.
I think specifically with regard to the lyrics of the song WAP. “Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy.”
Which means he’s ignorant about the concept of hyperbole. Which makes sense given he’s a failed writer, really.
I guess I’m the new Freddie Mercury because I like to make sure my S.O. gets hers every time. It’s just a Crazy Little Thing Called Love.
Apparently. And now we need a new word for “homosexual”.
How about Samesexer?
If he never tries then he never fails
His poor wife
I’d say any woman who actively chooses to stay with someone like that out of free will deserves a pleasure-free life - these women are betraying their own because they are providing support to those who want them to be slave-like baby factories.
Most of these guys weren’t dumb enough to say things like this… Give the ladies time
If you actually married one of those chuds, you were either victim of slave trade, dumb as a brick or a traitor.
There was a big article yesterday in one of the magazines about how a new cohort of tradwives age 18-20 are going all in, of course the women actually work doing content production but pretend it’s just churning butter and getting on their knees. And the funny part is, they’re being railed at by thousands of people, including former tradwives just 22 years old, about how they’re idiots for refusing to save emergency cash or have careers outside of the marriage, because they assume they can “monetize the divorce” if it comes to that.
I remember what it was like to make bad decisions at 18 but holy christ, they’re running head first into a brick wall.
I can’t even blame young women in that age group too much - at first it sounds like a nice arrangement, being a SAHM and housekeeper, not having to deal with the complexities and bullshit of being in the workforce. But this comes with a barrage of issues:
- You don’t get any experience at a time where others are getting tertiary education or are already in the workforce getting experience. The longer you wait with these things, the harder it gets to actually get a job if you need one
- You are at the economic mercy of your significant other, and this fact alone enables abuse. If your partner knows that they have full control over your finances, they might be tempted to use that power, because you can’t do shit. They also have the ability to prevent you from leaving, at least on your terms, and you might not even be able to lawyer up in case of a divorce.
- The economic situation also means that if you are able to escape an abusive relationship, you might not have the financial means of providing for your children - which might cause them to live with the person you fled from, another reason why escaping when things turn sour is a daunting task
- You don’t work towards your pension, ensuring that you will spend your old age at the absolute minimum the state provides.
- Having children takes a harsh toll on your body even when being 18 - 21 where your body is in a great shape. Having many comes with a bunch of issues you might not even realize you signed up for.
- All of these things are also an issue when your partner is caring. They might die, or even worse, become disabled, leaving you with no ability to provide resources needed for medical care. They also might decide they want a divorce, leaving you with no income besides child support and whatever basic security your state provides.
These things should be taught at school, pretty early on, and repeated during the course of primary/secondary education at the respective levels of understanding for the age. And they should be taught regardless of gender, because the lesson of “giving up your autonomy is a very bad thing (outside of tightly defined situations in the bedroom if it’s your thing)” is one that all kids can profit from. Sadly, with the dismantling of education and pushback on gender right (it’s not just womens - these strict gender norms are hurting everyone regardless of gender - but they and the trans community bear the brunt of the assault) i can’t see the US actually trying to prevent slipping back over 100 years regarding these things, and this bullshit is also coming over the pond like an giant oil spill.
She’s looking at him like she agrees for some reason. Maybe she’s like “thank god I don’t have to fuck him anymore now that we have five babies”
Well he didn’t say she couldn’t have orgasms with other men and he’s ok with it because they are apparently gay
It’s not cheating if your wife sleeps with a gay guy. And if he gives her an orgasm then he’s gay. Ipso facto…
Don’t feel pity for that wench. He’s an asshole. She’'s worse.
This is the full interview:
I really hate this narrative that women who marry these kinda guys all magically are ignorant progressives and aren’t trash just like their husbands.
Yeah I saw this youbtube video. She definitely didn’t like the idea but kept her mouth shut. This was a project Luke Beasley was doing with them and the husband was too toxic off camera for them to continue the project.
This guy is married. I’ve been single for for almost a decade and this guy is married.
Wow, I’m way worse than I thought and I didn’t think much of myself to begin with lol
Always judge yourself by looking at other people, that’s what smart people always say. It’s especially wise to compare yourself to the worst people you can find, that way you will feel the greatest. That’s just logic!
Well… I guess you would rather be single than be married to the mindless and probably evil bipedal awfulness this guy is married to.
These people have no empathy or love for others - any relationship they have is a hollow, meaningless thing that is a lot worse than being single. Don’t talk yourself down.
Don’t talk yourself down.
That’s everyone else’s job, and they certainly dont need any help.
Do not compare yourself to the nasties
Dude, this guy VERY likely had this poor child given to him by his church and parents at the age of majority. These children are brainwashed fools, don’t compare yourself to any of this scum.
It’s because you have standards.
I would accept her having no standards. No pressure though, the gay bros on scruff and growlr have my back if she isnt interested.
I watched the whole interview and was left absolutely speechless. The self gaslighting and absolute willful ignorance this man possesses is legendary. Its freaking crazy. The straight men, most of them are not okay. I can’t believe (I can, he’s in denial much about a personal truth), that he fully believes with this whole chest that giving women a pleasurable experience is “gay sex”, like buddy. I have had actual gay sex and that’s between two men (or women) sweetie. ROFL
As a straight man I think the sex I’ve had with other men is the straightest kind of sex.
I mean, one penis is quite manly. But two? Three? More? fans myself It is like exponential manliness. Which is the opposite of gay.
Sure Jan, I guess as long as you discuss the performance of football players + their best scores, keep your socks on, and don’t touch balls. I guess it could be straight, what bros do when they wanna help another bro out during a dry spell or something. ROFL
You forgot the magic words “No Homo”, that makes it all fine.
No no no, as we all know straightness is the default in society. That’s why gay people have to say “no bromo” every time they have sex.
So, you knocked him up?
Both of them walked away pregnant, actually.
Manly sex.
Him being gay is the most logical explanation he doesnt want to be intimate with his wife, it might really be the only way. How can you end up married with someone and not want to fuck them?
I think he is asexual and has a deep aversion to sex, but he is being very messy about it instead of doing some deep soul searching about himself to figure out the reality.
Is that his wife?
If I don’t give my partner at least 3 to 5 orgasms before I finish, I feel utter defeat.
I love pleasuring other people. It’s fun. This guy can’t fuck.
Amazing.
Thank you. But ain’t nothing special. Just care about the pleasure my partner receives.
Hey its me, your partner.
Rollypolly what are you doin on here?
Lol.
But tbh, we do have an open relationship. Her words are “I’d be greedy to keep this to myself.”
Honestly one of the nicest things a person has ever said to me. I’m a lucky man to be honest.
This is the way.
A few years ago I saw a pastor who wanted to lock all the gays up and “put the men with the men and the women with the women so they couldn’t breed” and I’ve thought about him ever since.
Something tells me this plan was actually born from a certain fantasy.
Sounds like a fun time tbh
I am so flabbergasted knowing this isn’t the first time I’ve seen someone unironically consider having sex with women to be gay.
Girls have sex with guys, that’s the gayest thing imaginable
not all of them
Well no, not the gay straight ones
So, by this technicality, lesbians are the only straight people in the world?
We should all strive to be as straight as lesbians
yeah, the super gay thing of men having sex with women.
So, during sex, he has no idea if the sex is gay or not. Only when it can be conclusively proven that it led to a pregnancy retroactively establishes the sex as straight or gay? Sounds complicated.
I mean, sure, yeah, my parents only had sex one time and then I was born, and that’s that.
But this seems like the type of guy who would brag of having more sex than kids.
This guy is so not gay his wife had 10 kids even though they only had sex 3 times. Her gay best friend has been a big help, he always comes over while he’s at work.
Imagine dying and actually getting into heaven, only for your widow to get her period. What a bummer that would be.
This man can vote. That’s so depressing…
This
Manchild can vote.This human has not reached maturity.
This manchild can procreate. That’s horrifying…
We’re living in an era where it’s becoming harder to distinguish between shitposting and actual shit someone said in most serious tone possible
What? This isn’t lemmy shitpost. Unfortunately.
Exactly, this reads like one but it isn’t.
Fellas, is it gay to have sex with your wives?
Only if she gets wet in the process.
Then Ben Shapiro is not gay.
I’m pretty sure one of these idiots literally did say that this year.
Possibly, but I also made a satirical comment a while back explaining how sex with women is gay (admittedly not entirely my idea, other people have made the joke before)
I’m pretty sure they’ve already moved past that and onto “straight men get turned on by each other’s muscles, in fact it’s unmanly not to”
