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I work with a guy who went through something similar. He is ok now, very out and happy with his orientation but still will talk about it, and when he goes home for holidays they still are unaccepting. He’s 40 something and they still have not come to terms with his gayness.
My daughter’s girlfriend literally started crying one day “you guys are so accepting of me” she practically lives here because her parents are not. WTF, parents? I don’t get this. I live my straight lady life, their lives are theirs, their sexual orientation has no effect on me, unless they like assholes, which they do not, all have great boy-or-girlfriends.
Go to your room? drop an “ok boomer”, this fucker sounds like he’d explode at it
Ask him what kind of nursing home he wants to be abandoned at.
Y’all are way more generous and less petty than I’d be tempted to be.
A cardboard box can qualify as a nursing home as long as it’s staffed by enough care roaches.
That’s approximately what I would have budgeted for.
A whole box?
Damn, fancy
“Nursing home for gay ass removeds who weren’t accepting of their child’s sexuality.”
Tell him it’s hereditary and that he must have the genes? Lol
Tell him this. Homosexuality can develop later in life if you’re not accepting of gay people. In an effort to protect you from gayness, your homofobic body will develop gay antibodies, in time these will alter your DNA by consuming your straight cells and turning you into a big ol’ gay. The only way to prevent this from happening is to be open and welcoming towards all gay people.
I sucked a guys’s dick to build immunity aginst gayness, did I do this right?
(I’m kidding lol, I’m still virgin)
It does work, but because the antibodies wear off over time, it’s necessary to regularly repeat the treatment. This is, in fact, a key driver of the success of Grindr
Just bide your time and wait for him to say that went by fast or time flies and hit him back with a hard f-word.
People like Anon‘s dad are the reason why earth is still such a backward hillbilly place. Irrational disdain for harmless things like queerness, meanwhile actual problems and crimes like global warming, PFAS usage, genocide and corruption from top government officials are being ignored.
Fun fact: Humans are less socially intelligent than apes.
I’m from a family of immigrants, my parents complain about immigration.
Bitch, WE ARE IMMIGRANTS 🤦♂️
Peak “fuck you, got mine”. Same with my grandparents, they were anti-immigrant immigrants. Grandpa was also notoriously racist. I laughed so hard when some genome sequencing revealed a ton of sub-Saharan genes in that side of the family. My dad was about 25% African and Grandpa was hella dark. Now how could that be…?
Sicilians? lol
Haha, you too?
No, I just like Tarantino movies lol.
The concept of racial purity is dumb everywhere, but it’s especially dumb in the Mediterranean, where they had these things called “boats”. There is just no way that an island smack in the middle of this shit wouldn’t have DNA from all over the fucking place.
Especially after that island was invaded dozens of times since it’s a great strategic location. Grandpa was very dumb.
That reminds me of Richard Pryor talking about his trip to Africa. He would ask people there what tribe it looked like he was from and they would say “you look Italian”.
Honestly wouldn’t acknowledge his existence. A younger version of myself would refuse to believe this was a true story and that people are like that. Now, I’m wise enough to choose my battles. Some people just aren’t worth your time.
Q: What does that say about dad watching fishing on tv rather than doing it for real on the water?
A: The man has sucked every dick in town.
call him a square
I have heard that it is hip to be square, though I am not sure that it is cool to be hip these days
I’m pretty sure it’s still hip to be cool though.
Word
But is it groovy to be funky?
If you’re in a situation like anon, get out of there as soon as you can. Always remember these moments. When your dad gets old and needs your help, tell him “only f*****s need their sons to do stuff for them”.
I love how asshole parents assume their health will always be okay, and they’ll never need any kind of home care or a place to live. BURNING BRIDGES IS MORE IMPORTANT!
Homophobe father deserves a Nobel Prize if his proposed sexuality-based time dilation is reproducible under lab conditions.
Honestly, I think his dad is just a giant abusive piece of shit, who would just use any excuse to beat the shit out of his son.
And his mom says nothing. Thanks for being a complicant piece of shit anon’s mom.
My mom went a step further and told me I would never be in a happy and fulfilling relationship if I choose to date men
I can only assume she spoke from experience
Facts! my Dad’s an asshole who sent me to conversion camp. I’m so fucked up and I now only function on great amounts of THC
