Damn I need shawarma law
Every resident gets free shawarma every week to enjoy
Actually it’s thus, according to the Senator-elect himself:
“If there’s lettuce in it, that’s not a shawarma. You’ve been told a lie”
I like how this showed up in my feed even better.
I sure hope so, Americans definitely need it!
Sending that to my wife while she’s teaching Monday
Game
Give me exactly VIII reasons why I should be worried about this.
VI 🤗 VII
They would, but they don’t know what a Viii reason is, or why you’re yelling it.
It’s that Nintendo game thingamajig.
The pokemans thing?
Pokewomans, now, Nintendo has gone woke.
Only because they can’t tell time on an analog clock.
You mean IIX isn’t a number? What about IIII
IIII used to be a valid convention. It later became IV.
and still on some clocks
It’s the Minecraft enchantments thing
We didn’t get taco trucks on every corner, but maybe we can get shawarma trucks instead? I’m good with either. Maybe shawarma tacos?
What’s next? Shakira Law?
Hips don’t lie.
Oh baby when you talk like that
I’d prefer Shawarma law because I assume it puts Shawarma everywhere and I can eat that.
With Shakira law she is everywhere but I can’t even touch her, must less eat her.
eat her
Under Shakira law there will be a Shakira in every pot.
Would make cooking a lot more difficult but luckily I only cook once or twice a year on average so I’m voting in the affirmative! 😁
My senator promised two shakiras in every pot
Damn. In that case I choose Shakira law.
e- spelling mistake
Are you sure you can’t touch her?
Shakira shakes better than Minaj anyway
Shawarma Law is thus:
- if you’re hungry and shawarma is an option (it’s close by, you can afford it, and you haven’t eaten it in like the past couple days) you have to have shawarma.
It’s a common sense law.
Actually I saw El-Sayed interviewed about it. He says shawarma law is that “if you’ve got a shawarma, and it’s got lettuce in it, it’s not a shawarma, it’s just a sandwich. Someone has lied to you.”
SHAWARMA LAW HAS BEEN AMENDED
What if I really like shawarma
Does that include halloumi?
And it promotes family values
I just know one of these is gonna cause a fight at Thanksgiving cause someone will be too stupid to get the joke.
Thanksgiving is going to be mighty interesting talk this year if you have any maga family members. Probably best to uninvite them, tell them you’re sick and waiting for basic Healthcare to kick in.
Im ready to call my father-in-laws VA benefits socialized medicine and watch his head explode
alot of MAGA people are going to start pretending they never supported Trump
“I voted for Mr Hitler because he’d be good for the economy. I didn’t go in for all that Jew killing stuff. You can’t blame that on me.” - German Citizen, 1946
At least they could try to use the excuse that Hitler was very good at talking, Trump instead… I am surprised that Trump manages to even talk
I wish we had more kebab in this country
My religion doesn’t have many sins, but not eating kebab is one of them. Like if you ever stop eating kebab, ever, the thing that sends you to hell happens and then Hell.
As an illustration, I currently have no kebab. This is hell.
Someone please tell Trump this and that he should suggest returning to Roman Numerals
American numerals
“Our numbers are bigger than yours”
Our numbers come in large print. Do yours?
I thought not.
aren’t they when you have to take your socks off to count to 20?
Finally! Reading the dates on the old cartoons will have paid off!
Oh gods no! Not Arabic numerals! What’s next!? The phonetic alphabet!?
It gets worse. First it’s Arabic numerals, then _al_gebra.
phonetic alphabet
You mean the alfalimapapahotelalfabravoechotango?
Um I thought the numbers we use now are based on Arabic numerals
And pronouns
Sharia law coming in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1… these maga are the fucking dumbest!
Will the real El-Sayed please stand up
Unheard of, what’s next? Learning a unit system that is based on 10 as a conversion factor? Preposterous!
The bots demand binary!
Or at least hex.
@Grok is this true?
