Nobody deserves that, but the irony…it’s quite something.
TMI, tangent
God I’d die in prison. Literally death for me, nothing else. I may survive for a minute or two, but I’m anything but the “tough type”, so my demise would be inevitable. In any case, once anyone would find out I have breasts…it’d be game over for me. Hope I never have to go, cause the things that would happen to me…they’re not pleasant thoughts :P
But also, in a weird and self-destructive way…I’m morbidly curious. Curious just how long I’d make it. Curious what would be the exact cause of my doom. I’m just…weird, sorry.
Sincerely, fuck Russell Brand. Fuck that guy.


They generally don’t create clubs out of mutual respect. They fight over who gets to do it to whom.
Also, a lot of people in prison are there because of financial/societal reasons. They’re not going to like a rich pos.