Nobody deserves that, but the irony…it’s quite something.
TMI, tangent
God I’d die in prison. Literally death for me, nothing else. I may survive for a minute or two, but I’m anything but the “tough type”, so my demise would be inevitable. In any case, once anyone would find out I have breasts…it’d be game over for me. Hope I never have to go, cause the things that would happen to me…they’re not pleasant thoughts :P
But also, in a weird and self-destructive way…I’m morbidly curious. Curious just how long I’d make it. Curious what would be the exact cause of my doom. I’m just…weird, sorry.
Sincerely, fuck Russell Brand. Fuck that guy.


But Russell Brand will be serving in the bile prison system. Rape is the predictable unproductive environment he will be serving under. Idealizing your perfect prison won’t suddenly change the indentured servitude England has always served, and will do so throughout his sentence.