Nobody deserves that, but the irony…it’s quite something.
TMI, tangent
God I’d die in prison. Literally death for me, nothing else. I may survive for a minute or two, but I’m anything but the “tough type”, so my demise would be inevitable. In any case, once anyone would find out I have breasts…it’d be game over for me. Hope I never have to go, cause the things that would happen to me…they’re not pleasant thoughts :P
But also, in a weird and self-destructive way…I’m morbidly curious. Curious just how long I’d make it. Curious what would be the exact cause of my doom. I’m just…weird, sorry.
Sincerely, fuck Russell Brand. Fuck that guy.


Sounds reasonable. I would wish to live in a world where none of this is a thing, but while we aren’t there, sure I rationally know that it is not great, but I’ll save what little empathy I have in my cold, cynic heart for people who deserve it.