That’s when you don’t hit your kid, they don’t hit anyone, and there’s no bullying : hitless
100% Achievement : The kid gets top marks, top of every class, Valedictorian, Maxes out their education at the most prestigious university for their career path, paid internship, top of career, becomes CEO of company working in their field, Marries high school sweetheart, 2.4 kids.
Ain’t never seen a ‘hitless 100% achievement all bosses’ run of parenting.
That’s when you don’t hit your kid, they don’t hit anyone, and there’s no bullying : hitless
100% Achievement : The kid gets top marks, top of every class, Valedictorian, Maxes out their education at the most prestigious university for their career path, paid internship, top of career, becomes CEO of company working in their field, Marries high school sweetheart, 2.4 kids.
I feel like the only way to do this is through hacks, and by that I mean hacking your kids arms off.
For one, we’ve all kicked a pregnant woman at one point in our lives.
CEO is big time fail.
ow the edge
Don’t forget that the kid is actually happy, and you managed to not impart any major trauma on them. That’s the hardest one.
But they wouldn’t be funny, and isn’t that the most profound trauma of all
Ah, I see you’ve met my son, Lil Halfsy.