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TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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Practice makes perfect

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TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    Turns out if you are a clueless kid, this just hurts and shrinks your brain.

    Wish I knew that while I was a kid.

  • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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    before the internet we used to have argument rooms

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      No we didnt

      • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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        of course we… wait

        • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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          Pay up first

  • lefixxx@lemmy.world
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    ITS PRONOUNCED GIF

    • toeblast96@sh.itjust.works
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      I’M GONNA FIND YOU

      • InnerScientist@lemmy.world
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        I’LL PRONOUNCE YOU DEAD MYSELF!

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          Removed by moderator

  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    Call me old fashioned but I prefer picking fights the old fashioned way: doing shots before discussing religion with strangers at a bar.

    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Absolutely crass and vulgar.

      Coctails or a nice red wine.

  • SoloCritical@lemmy.world
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    Ay fuck you and your couch

    • Lawnman23@lemmy.world
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      17 hours ago

      • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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        Oh, we’re gonna fight, and I don’t care whose couch that is!

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      JD Vance has entered the chat

  • angband@lemmy.world
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    this actually works

    • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Fuck yeah it does. I learned better emotional regulation and how to analyze, form, and deconstruct arguments thanks to Reddit’s general argumentative douchebaggery. Now I’m an even more insufferable prick than ever!

    • Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works
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      no it doesn’t

      • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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        You’re just being contradictory, that’s not an argument.

        • Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works
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          ThaTs nOt aN arGUmeNt

          I… may be slightly out of practice.

          • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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            https://youtu.be/ohDB5gbtaEQ

            • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              So your argument is a monthly python video about arguments? That’s silly.

              • Zombie@feddit.uk
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                Right! Stop that. It’s silly!

                https://youtu.be/E2ecasPqhgk

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                  It’s not silly enough though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCLp7zodUiI

      • angband@lemmy.world
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        Trolls used to make me so fucking mad.

        Th1s ReALLY WuRkZ.

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    You’re such a cuck (not that there’s anything wrong with that, kinks among consenting adults are not subjects of shame)

    Fuck, I’m bad at this.

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      Yeah well at least my wife can get laid

      Yeah I don’t think I’m good at this either

      • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Yes but barring one anomaly she has fucking horrible taste in women!

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    I decided to play Overwatch until I could zen out and exude peace and cooperation. The idea that a game and the people playing it could make me irrationally angry made me rue my lack of self regulation. Took time and patience but I did get there! I think patience is the key word there. Patience isn’t a strength of mine with the ADHD and whatnot.

    • VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Now do League of Legends

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        You, bastard.

  • AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com
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    I’ve been using this strategy my whole life without realizing it…

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      If your username is anything to go by, it seems to be only moderately working.

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        I know what I’m about.

      • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Says someone who doesn’t seem to be able to square a circle!

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        That’s called productive self awareness, lol. Gotta remind yourself of what your tendencies are so you can work against them!

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          Shit, I’m supposed to be working AGAINST them? Well I’ve been doing this all wrong.

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            😂. You’re doing alright, mate, I can tell. 👍

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          Removed by mod

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          And i guess youes is just to be a total bucket of cunts?

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            That reaction is uncalled for and a bit confusing.

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              You’re uncalled for and a bit confusing!

  • TipsyMcGee@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I didn’t even realize I was doing therapy, you inbred fucking idiot

  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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    the letter x is overrated. fight me

    • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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      its overrated onl because its overused.

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      You just triggered Elon Musk

    • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? How can a letter be overrated- are you xenophobic? It’s literally probably the least used letter out of all of the letters. I bet you think 9/11 is overrated too

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        yeah it’s used the least because nobody actually thinks x is a good letter!!
        the only people who like it are tech bros and edgy teens. If you wanna give attention to something underrated talk to a lonely guy. but Tech bros won’t do that because it’s not POPULAR!!
        Fuck x.

        • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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          FUUUUUCK YOOUUUUUU

    • lefixxx@lemmy.world
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      When and where

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        Cash, me, and outside. BISH.

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      So you prefer y-z coordinates?

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        I always do Qijk, xyz is for pussies

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          Time of course can be modeled as the vector t-hat…

          Or wait is that what dimension Q is?

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      90’s companies in shambles

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      No I agree with you on this one pick something else

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      Removed by mod

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        Hey, I need to know what triggered a moderator response on a thread intentionally made for brawling

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      x marks the spot

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    Gets banned after reply because fight is with a Mod on Reddit. Lol

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Hey, buddy. I don’t like the cut of your jib. Let’s take this outside.

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      Awww walk?

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        “It’s nice out here, that was a great idea.”

        “Indeed.”

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