Ma’am, we’ve got better shit to do
And much better food to eat.
Honestly, that would be a hilarious trade. A transgender mafia trading chocolate for estrogen.
Turns out the lettuce was more intelligent also
Like that wasn’t obvious from the start?
Why does she still get attention?
She speedran meaningfully damaging an already damaged economy when given power in days. Her ideas demonstrably lack merit.
Unless her following is literally just people waiting for her to say something else stupid
Mostly because she says stuff like this, and it gets attention.
It is pretty funny. Outside of the current global climate, it’s pretty funny.
she didn’t say it tho
Probably because she is the second ever female UK Prime Minister.
That alone means her (incredibly stupid) comments have public interest.
She’s the third female PM, Margaret Thatcher was first and Theresa May second.
Holy shit, and here I thought organized trans crime conspiracies were exclusively American Republican. Why does everything stupid or regressive that comes out of the USA get parroted over here.
quick note, if anyone wants kitkats at a super low price hmu
Where do you think America got their stupid people from? Did you think Europe stopped making them after they sent them here?
Hold on, ensure Nestle loses money, and you’d fund trans people? Fucking sign me up! This is a fantastic idea! We need an underground trans mafia that steals chocolate to resell.
I’m gonna take this idea to Pride lol
The spread of american idiocy to a global scale isn’t a coincidence. It’s a combination of homegrown grifters who see the grift over there working, and a concerted effort by the Epstein Class to spread their influence abroad.
I’ll take one :3
Fuck Nestle
This means stealing KitKats is okay, maybe?
stealing from large coorperarions is always okay :3
Shit, they’re onto us.
Who snitched?
Sorry it was me, I spilled my breakfast on the cat and exclaimed “bloody underground trans mafia strikes again”
I suggest Liz Truss is a piece of shit
sounds… probable.
maybe they can share some <3
Would’ve been breaking as a parody of disinformation 18 months ago
KitKat heist was very real, though.
(rule)
is this satire?
Yes it is! Good one though lol
I’m gonna be real, my ability to detect satire has been thoroughly eroded over the last decade
Wait it’s not real? It got me. The world is really in a state if I can read this and think it’s real. I’d never heard of this woman but the shit that some people say made this just on the edge of believability. I feel like in 2000s or the 90s people weren’t so stupid.
“I’ve never heard of this woman” is perhaps the most scathing thing ever said about a former UK Prime Minister
But have you heard of… A lettuce?
Yeah well at this point we’ve been accused of so much insane crap that it’s hard to tell.
Ah, a Candace Owens for the other side of the pond.
Amazing. I wan a meet them: 3
That’s why the salad won
She’s got a good narrative name, and she could have rode the decaying lettuce meme. She’s otherwise awful, as a politician. And I’m from the u.s.
