The extremist terrorist organization known as Al-Gae.
Al Gore Al Qaeda Algae
Republican’s weakness is “al”
THe CHeMICALs are tuRniNg tHE alGAE GaY
Algay if you will.
soo… are the algae all-gay now?
they better be
DHMO strikes again
Also the leading cause off 99% of drownings!
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This is the Al-Gae agenda
We’re losing
What do you mean ‘we’?
I’m on team algae here.
unless you’re a leading figure or part of a belligerent group involved in the conflict, I doubt Wikipedia will include you
i can supply nitrogen. and long chains of carbohydrates. and sulfates. and…
what else is in shit? i can supply shit.
pst, milk is amongst the worst chemicals to put in freshwater. it’ll remove all the oxygen and result on a very stinky swamp.
i’m lactating as hard as a can doctor, just like, it’s not very effective
I’m still on the winning side, though.
Algae’s victory is inexorable. After humans are gone, there will still be algae in the reflecting pool.
Even better: It’ll return to the wetland that was there before it was developed. i find the idea that this prominent spot will likely be the first such pond in the district to sprout cattails and the like, somewhat poetic.
Edit: I also just realized that the “drain the swamp” crowd is now in a losing battle with said swamp.
No centralised leadership
AS FAR AS WE KNOW!!
Antifa algae lead by the notorious hacker Four-chan
What if this turned out to be how evil plant alien people made themselves known. By mind controlling algea in a big pool.
They’re already in Washington. They’ve been spotted along both coasts for quite some time… planning? Scheming? I don’t know the answers; all I have are questions. Questions and facts!
Pretty sure they’ve already infiltrated my roommate’s bathroom.
They’re even in my brand new bird bath. I built it myself so they was probably hiding in the pump I bought.
The president of Algae:
That’s what the Algae Mother wants us to think. Those of us who know the truth wait in both reverie and terror for the day her bloom smothers us all.
Whatever Algae Mother wants
Algae Mother gets
And little man, little Algae Mother wants you
Maybe Iran will step in to block algae traffic in the reflecting pool.
God I hope not. I’m already paying exorbitant prices for algae.
Shit, I’ve forgotten to buy spirulina for so long that It’s gone out of fashion. I don’t even know where to look without buying it online.
Aww, I was really hoping this was real.
it isn’t ? 😭
I couldn’t find it on wiki, but I only tried for like 2 minutes
Mr president a second algae has struck the pond
Never ask an Aussie about the war on emus and never ask an United Statesian about algae or some shit
The algae might even have nuclear capabilities
They’re two weeks away from weapons of mass destruction!!
are they Eukaryotic? so they have nuclei. close enough
If its even a possibility we need to strike now and throw several more tens of millions of dollars at this. Start a task force.
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nO nEw wArS!
Missing a picture of the National Guard, nationally guarding the not sure what exactly at the reflecting pool
Well, we’re talking about this random inconsequential bullshit, so I guess they’re actually winning.
It’s the consequences of incompetence and shortcuts by some of the most arrogant assholes. It’s highly satisfying
They couldn’t even complete a simple task …. That should never even been in theirnattention
For as fucking miserable as it is on a nearly daily basis, I’m okay with actually having a laugh about something so beyond stupid.
Why didn’t they use chlorine?
The reflecting pool is supplied with water from the Tidal Basin. It’s not really possible to chlorinate it.
My guess is that then someone could do a real funny by dumpimg some bleach in afterwards.
You didn’t, perhaps, mean ammonia?
Could be. I keep mixing them up.
Remind me to stay well upwind any time I see you carrying bottles…
He fucks everything he touches.
Does the J. stand for “Dick Fingers”?
“there’s no Jayin’ dickfingers” doesn’t really work as a punchline. let’s woodshed this.
What’s funny to me is that the algae problems started when they switched off of DC tap water and installed the pump system that draws in Potomac River water. Back in 2011-2012. Before Trump was ever a politician.
Trump has been a politician since the 1980s. He ran in the 2000 US presidential election.
i mean if he’s been a politician since the 80s i’ve been one since the Aughts. All i’ve done is build a few homeless shelters and parks and make sure the food banks were well supplied. Highest office i held was being on the executive board of the corporation that ran all that shit. That’s good politics if you ask me.
And before Trump gave his pool guy 14 million dollars to fix it.
I never knew they used municipal water in the past, I always thought it was always the Victorian style of tapping natural sources.
